Song Lyrics Unknown - Fatal Glass Of Beer    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Fatal Glass Of Beer Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Fatal Glass Of Beer Theme ID: 4032 Album: N/A The Fatal Glass of Beer (From Helen Ramsay, printed in Shay's More Pious Friends etc. Recorded by W. C. Fields) There was a young man, and he came to New York To find himself a lucrative position befitting his talents. And he hunted all the Employment Agencies, but was nearly starved to death, When at last he got a job in a stone quarry with all the other college graduates. And after work was done, they lured him into a saloon, And tempted him to drink a glass of beer. But he'd promised his Dear Old Mother that he never would imbibe That he'd never touch his Lips to a glass containing Liquor. They laughed at him and Jeered, and they called him a cow-yard Till at last he clutched and drained that glass of beer. When he saw what he had Did, he dashed his glass upon the floor, And staggered out the door with Delirium Tremens. And the first person that he met was a Salvation Army Lass, And with one blow he broke her tambourine! When she saw what he had did, she placed a mark upon his brow With a kick that she had learned before she was sav-ed. And the moral of this tale is to shun that fatal glass, And don't go around breaking other peoples' tambourines. @drink @death filename[ GLASBEER RG ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Fenians Escape, Festival Love, Few Days, Fiddlers Green, Fiddlers Green Cavalry, Field Of The Willows, Fifty Cents, Fighter Pilots, Final Trawl, Finland Anthem Text, Finland Native Anthem Text, Finlandia Hymni, Finnegans Other Wake, Fire Down Below, Fire In The Hole, Fire Maringo, Fire Ship, Firelock Stile, First Hard Sell, First Noel, First Of The Emigrants, First Star Lullaby, Fishes Need Bicycles, Five Constipated Men, Five Foot Flirt, Five Hundred Miles, Five Nights Drunk Our Goodman, Flash Companie, Flat River Girl, Flicker, Fliegerlied, Fling It Here Fling It There, Flora The Lily Of The West, Flower Carol, Flying Cloud, Flying Dutchman, Flying Home, Foggy Dew, Foggy Dew Revolutionary, Folk Song Army, Folksingers Are Boring, Folksingers Lament, Follow The Band, Follow The Drinking Gourd, Fools Of Forty Nine, Footprints On My Stomach, For Just One Dime, For Real, Force On The Workforce, Foremans Job, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy