Song Lyrics Unknown - Fifty Cents    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Fifty Cents Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Fifty Cents Theme ID: 4049 Album: N/A FIFTY CENTS I took my girl to a ball last night, 'twas such a fancy hop We stayed until the folks went home, the music it did stop. Then to a restaurant we went, the finest on the street She said she wasn't hungry, but this is what she'd eat: A dozen raw, a plate of slaw, some fancy Boston roast, Some turtle stew, crackers, too, some soft-shelled crab on toast? Next she tried some oysters fried; her appetite was immense! She asked for pie! I thought I'd die, for I had but fifty cents! After eating all of this she smiled so very sweet, She said she'wasn't hungry at all, she wished that she could eat; But the very next order that she gave, my heart within me sank. She said she wasn't thirsty at all, but this is what she drank: A brandy, a gin, a big hot rum, a schooner of lager beer, Some whiskey skins and two more gins did quickly disappear; A bottle of ale, a soda cocktail, she astonished all the gents! She called for more, I fell on the floor, for I had but fifty cents. To finish up, this delicate girl cleaned out an ice cream can? She says, "Now, Sam, I'll tell mama you're such a nice young man." She said she'd bring her sister along next time she came, for fun. I handed the man my fifty cents, and this is what he done: He broke my nose, he tore my clothes, he knocked me out of breath; I took the prize for two black eyes, he kicked me most to death. At every chance he made me dance, he fired me over the fence, Take my advice: don't try it twice, when you have but fifty cents. See also AINTJP From Pious Friends, Shay @food @money @courtship filename[ FIFTYCNT play.exe FIFTYCNT RG ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Firelock Stile, First Hard Sell, First Noel, First Of The Emigrants, First Star Lullaby, Fishes Need Bicycles, Five Constipated Men, Five Foot Flirt, Five Hundred Miles, Five Nights Drunk Our Goodman, Flash Companie, Flat River Girl, Flicker, Fliegerlied, Fling It Here Fling It There, Flora The Lily Of The West, Flower Carol, Flying Cloud, Flying Dutchman, Flying Home, Foggy Dew, Foggy Dew Revolutionary, Folk Song Army, Folksingers Are Boring, Folksingers Lament, Follow The Band, Follow The Drinking Gourd, Fools Of Forty Nine, Footprints On My Stomach, For Just One Dime, For Real, Force On The Workforce, Foremans Job, Forfar Soldier, Forlorn Lover, Forsaken Lover, Fortune My Foe, Forty Is Sporty, Fotheringay, Fountain Filled With Blood, Four Green Fields, Four Long Hours Of Driving, Four Loom Weaver, Four Pence A Day, Four Pounds A Day, Four Prominent Bastards, Four Strong Winds, Four Wet Pigs, Fourteen Days Leave, Fox, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy