Song Lyrics Unknown - First Hard Sell    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> First Hard Sell Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: First Hard Sell Theme ID: 4061 Album: N/A THE FIRST HARD SELL (Christopher Hershey) The first hard sell comes sometime in June When last season's Christmas cards take too much room, So they put them out in an off-season bin, For in June they are getting their new shipments in. cho: Hard sell, hard sell Hard sell, hard sell This is the Christmas we all know so well. About midway in July the lay-away plans Make their laying-away-in-a-manger demands, And installment plans begin their attempt to entice You end up paying twice the original price. Then early in the fall there's a pre-season bluff To sell gift wrappings, ribbons and other such stuff Buy it now! the ads demand, if you don't buy it, you Will discover we're out of it when you want to. By the time October comes, every store's lined with snares With Halowe'en, Christmas and Thanksgiving wares; What once were festivals that were simple and plain All have become mere excuses for capital gain @parody @Xmas filename[ HARDSELL play.exe FRSTNOEL RG ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Flicker, Fliegerlied, Fling It Here Fling It There, Flora The Lily Of The West, Flower Carol, Flying Cloud, Flying Dutchman, Flying Home, Foggy Dew, Foggy Dew Revolutionary, Folk Song Army, Folksingers Are Boring, Folksingers Lament, Follow The Band, Follow The Drinking Gourd, Fools Of Forty Nine, Footprints On My Stomach, For Just One Dime, For Real, Force On The Workforce, Foremans Job, Forfar Soldier, Forlorn Lover, Forsaken Lover, Fortune My Foe, Forty Is Sporty, Fotheringay, Fountain Filled With Blood, Four Green Fields, Four Long Hours Of Driving, Four Loom Weaver, Four Pence A Day, Four Pounds A Day, Four Prominent Bastards, Four Strong Winds, Four Wet Pigs, Fourteen Days Leave, Fox, Fox Hollow Song, France Anthem Text, Frankie And Johnnie, Freeborn Man Of The Traveling People, Freedom Calling, Freedoms On The Wallaby, Freight Train, French Canadian Anthem Text, French Native Anthem Text, Friendly Fac And Green Beret, Frig The Flying Fortress, Friggin In The Riggin, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy