Song Lyrics Unknown - Five Constipated Men    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Five Constipated Men Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Five Constipated Men Theme ID: 4066 Album: N/A FIVE CONSTIPATED MEN There were five, five, constipated men In the Bible, in the Bible There five, five, constipated men In the five books of Moses The first, first, constipated man Was Cain, he wasn't Abel The first, first, constipated man Was Cain, he wasn't Abel CHORUS The second, second constipated man Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass The second, second constipated man Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass CHORUS The third, third, constipated man Was Moses, he took two tablets The third, third, constipated man Was Moses, he took two tablets CHORUS The fourth, fourth, constipated man Was Solomon, he sat for forty years The fourth, fourth, constipated man Was Solomon, he sat for forty years CHORUS The fifth, fifth constipated man Was Samson, he brought the house down The fifth, fifth constipated man Was Samson, he brought the house down CHORUS ----------------------------------------------------------------- @religion From the singing of Carli Gewertz filename[ FIVECMEN DC ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Flying Cloud, Flying Dutchman, Flying Home, Foggy Dew, Foggy Dew Revolutionary, Folk Song Army, Folksingers Are Boring, Folksingers Lament, Follow The Band, Follow The Drinking Gourd, Fools Of Forty Nine, Footprints On My Stomach, For Just One Dime, For Real, Force On The Workforce, Foremans Job, Forfar Soldier, Forlorn Lover, Forsaken Lover, Fortune My Foe, Forty Is Sporty, Fotheringay, Fountain Filled With Blood, Four Green Fields, Four Long Hours Of Driving, Four Loom Weaver, Four Pence A Day, Four Pounds A Day, Four Prominent Bastards, Four Strong Winds, Four Wet Pigs, Fourteen Days Leave, Fox, Fox Hollow Song, France Anthem Text, Frankie And Johnnie, Freeborn Man Of The Traveling People, Freedom Calling, Freedoms On The Wallaby, Freight Train, French Canadian Anthem Text, French Native Anthem Text, Friendly Fac And Green Beret, Frig The Flying Fortress, Friggin In The Riggin, Froggy He, From A Distanceby Julie Gold, Frosty The Snowman, Frozen Logger, Funeral Party, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy