Song Lyrics Unknown - Five Foot Flirt    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Five Foot Flirt Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Five Foot Flirt Theme ID: 4067 Album: N/A FIVE FOOT FLIRT (Cyril Tawney) Now don't say Jim Johnson weren't with 'ee last night I heard him as plain as can be I was crossing the mound when I heard a strange sound Down by the sycamore tree I thought perhaps a cow had got stuck in the mud And pulled out its foot with a moo But I'm satisfied now that that noise weren't a cow It was Jim kissing you You'm a five foot flirt wi' the face of an angel You better had leave I alone Why the way you're acting it nearly unnerves I The thing that preserves I is my joviality Though I've got trouble as thick as the stubble It's you that's the worst of them all Get out of my track and if you want to come back You can crawl, crawl, crawl. Remember what happened last Saturday night The air was so peaceful and still Like a bolt from the blue came a hullabaloo A growling and a cackling so shrill It came to my head as I leapt from my bed There's a fox at my chickens, that's true I crept out in my socks and bumped into the fox It was Jim kissing you CHORUS Now what's your excuse for last Sunday in church It fair turned the poor vicar grey While the organist was rendering, "Lead Kindly Light" Jim Johnson kept pumping away Then all of a sudden the organ stopped short The vicar got into a stew When he went round behind tell me what did he find He found Jim kissing you CHORUS ----------------------------------------------------------------- Written by Cyril Tawney of the West Country Recorded by John Roberts and Tony Barrand on "Mellow with Ale from the Horn" Copyright Dick James Music, Ltd. @love @humor @infidelity filename[ FLIRT5FT DC ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Flying Dutchman, Flying Home, Foggy Dew, Foggy Dew Revolutionary, Folk Song Army, Folksingers Are Boring, Folksingers Lament, Follow The Band, Follow The Drinking Gourd, Fools Of Forty Nine, Footprints On My Stomach, For Just One Dime, For Real, Force On The Workforce, Foremans Job, Forfar Soldier, Forlorn Lover, Forsaken Lover, Fortune My Foe, Forty Is Sporty, Fotheringay, Fountain Filled With Blood, Four Green Fields, Four Long Hours Of Driving, Four Loom Weaver, Four Pence A Day, Four Pounds A Day, Four Prominent Bastards, Four Strong Winds, Four Wet Pigs, Fourteen Days Leave, Fox, Fox Hollow Song, France Anthem Text, Frankie And Johnnie, Freeborn Man Of The Traveling People, Freedom Calling, Freedoms On The Wallaby, Freight Train, French Canadian Anthem Text, French Native Anthem Text, Friendly Fac And Green Beret, Frig The Flying Fortress, Friggin In The Riggin, Froggy He, From A Distanceby Julie Gold, Frosty The Snowman, Frozen Logger, Funeral Party, Funny Happy Birthday Song, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy