Song Lyrics Unknown - Good Ship Venus    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Good Ship Venus Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Good Ship Venus Theme ID: 4175 Album: N/A THE GOOD SHIP VENUS Aboard the good ship Venus, You really should have seen us, With a figurehead of a whore in bed, And a mast of a phallic genus The captain of the lugger, Was known as a filthy bugger, Declared unfit to shovel grit, From one ship to another. The cabin boys name was Chipper, A Randy little nipper, He made a pass with a broken glass, And circumcised the skipper. The first mate's name was Morgan, By gosh, he was a gorgon, From half past eight he played till late, Upon the captain's organ The captain's wife was Charlotte, Born and bred a harlot, Her thighs at night were lily white, By morning they were scarlet. The captain's daughter, Mabel, Though young, was fresh and able, To fornicate with the second mate, Upon the chartroom table. The captain's younger daughter, Was washed into the water, Her plaintive squeals announced that eels, Had found her sexual quarter. The ship's dog's name was Rover, We turned that poor thing over, And ground and ground that faithful hound From Teneriff to Dover. And when we reached our station, Through skillful navigation, The ship got sunk, in a wave of spunk, From too much fornication. Recorded by Oscar Brand, Bawdy Sea Songs @sailor @bawdy filename[ SHPVENUS JY ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Government On Horseback, Gower Wassail, Gpu, Grafted Into The Army, Grandfathers Clock, Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, Grapes On The Vine, Great Green Gobs, Great Mandela, Great Storm Is Over, Greece Anthem Text, Greece Native Anthem Text, Green Back Dollar, Green Brier Shore, Green Broom, Green Bushes, Green Green Its Green They Say, Green Grow The Lilacs, Green Grow The Rashes O, Green Mountain, Green Valley, Greenback Dollar, Greenbergs, Greenland Fisheries, Greenland Monopole, Greenland Whale Fisheries, Greensleeves, Greenstamps, Grenada Anthem Text, Grey Funnel Line, Grey Hawk, Grey Jacket And Grey Trousers, Grey Mare, Grey Silkie Of Sule Skerry, Griesly Bride, Grimsby Lads, Griselda, Gruel, Guantanamera, guas De Maro, Guatemala Anthem Text, Guatemala Native Anthem Text, Gunboat Sailors, Guy Fawkes, Gypsy Davey, Gypsy Laddie, Gypsy Laddies, Gypsy Love Song, Gypsy Rover, Gypsys Warning, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy