Song Lyrics Unknown - Hamlet    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Hamlet Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Hamlet Theme ID: 4242 Album: N/A HAMLET (Adam McNaughton) There was this king sleeping In his garden all alane When his brither in his ear dropped A wee tait of henbane Then he stole his brother's crown And his money and his widow But the dead king walked in cutty sark And said hey listen, kiddo I've been killed and it's your duty To take revenge on Claudius Kill him quick and clean and show The nation what a fraud he is The boy says, right, I'll do it But I'll have to play it crafty So that nobody will suspect me I'll kid on that I'm a dafty So wi all except Horatio (and he trusts him as a friend) Hamlet - that's the boy Kids on he's round the bend And because he wasn't ready For obligatory killing He tried to make the king think He's tuppence off the shilling Took the mickey oot Polonius Treated poor Ophelia vile And told Rosencrantz and Gildenstern that Denmark was a jail Then a troup of traveling actors On the 784 Arrived to do a special one night Gig in Elsinore Hamlet, Hamlet, Loved his mommy Hamlet, Hamlet, acting balmy Hamlet, Hamlet, hesitating Wonders if the ghost's a cheat And that is why he's waiting Then Hamlet wrote a scene for The players to enact While Horatio and him would watch To see if Claudius cracked The play was called "the Mousetrap" (not the one that's running now) And sure enough, the King walked out Before the scene was through. So Hamlet's got the proof that Claudius Gived his dad the dose The only problem being now that Claudius knows he knows So while Hamlet tells his ma that her New husband's not a fit one Uncle Claud puts out a contract with The English king as hit man And when Hamlet killed Polonius The concealed corpus delecti Was the King's excuse to send for An English hempen necktie With Rosencrantz and Gildenstern To make sure he got there But Hamlet jumped the boat and put The finger on the pair Meanwhile Laertes heard his dad had been Stabbed thru the arras He came racing back to Elsinore Toute-suite, Hot foot from Paris And Ophelia with her dad killed by The man she wished to marry After saying it with flowers She commited hari-kari Hamlet, Hamlet, there's no messin' Hamlet, Hamlet, Learned his lesson Hamlet, Hamlet, Yorick's crust Convinced him that men, good or bad, At last must come to dust Then Laertes lost the place and was Demanding retribution But the king said, keep the head and I'll provide you a solution And he arranged a sword-fight with The interested parties With a blunted sword for Hamlet and A sharp sword for Laertes And to make things double sure The old belt and braces line He fixed a poison on the sword tip and A poisoned cup of wine And the poisoned sword got Hamlet But Laertes went and muffed it Cause he got stabbed himself and he Confessed before he snuffed it Then Hamlet's mammy drank the wine and As her face turned blue Hamlet says, I quite believe The King's a baddy too Incestuous, treacherous, damned Dane He said, to be precise, And made up for hesitating by Killing Claudius twice Cause he stabbed him with the sword and forced The wine between his lips Then he said, the rest is silence That was Hamlet had his chips They fired a volley over him that Shook the topmost rafter And Fortinbras, knee-deep in Danes Lived happily ever after Hamlet, Hamlet, a' the glory Hamlet, Hamlet, end of story Hamlet, Hamlet, I'm away If you think this is boring You should read the bloody play @royalty @murder @ghost @poison filename[ HAMLT DC ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Hard Aint It Hard, Hard Cheese Of Old England, Hard Crackers Come Again No More, Hard Life Of The Cut, Hard Love, Hard Times Come Again No More, Hard Times Of Old England, Hard Working Miner, Hares On The Mountain, Hark The Herald Angels Sing, Harmony, Harp Without A Crown, Harrison Brady, Hartley Bill, Harvestsupper Song, Haughs of Cromdale, Haul Awa, Haul Away Joe, Haul Er Away, Hava Nagila, Have Some Madiera Mdear, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, Hawaiian Beaches, Hawthorn Tree, Hbombs Thunder, Headin For Halifax, Healing Hands, Health To The Company, Hearth And Fire, Heartland, Heather On The Moor, Heavyhipted Woman, Hedgehog Song, Heigh Ho For A Husband, Hell In Texas, Help, Help For The Helper, Help Me Make It Through The Yard, Henry Martin, Henry My Son, Here We Come A Wassailing, Heres To The Last To Die, Heres To The Regular Air Force Korea, Heres To The Women, Heres To You Rounders, Heres Your Mule, Hermit, Herring Croon, Hes Got The Whole World In His Hand, Hexhamshire Lass, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy