Song Lyrics Unknown - How Can I Keep From Swinging    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> How Can I Keep From Swinging Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: How Can I Keep From Swinging Theme ID: 4354 Album: N/A How Can I Keep From Swinging Craig Johnson Our life flows on, an endless song Of tedium and frustration. With love grown old, and sex grown cold What's left for recreation? And so we slumber by the tube, But..Hark! The doorbell's ringing It's Bob and Sal and Ted and Sue.. How can we keep from swinging? We'll take a drink to loosen up And have some conversation, Then intermingle on the floor And practise fornication. So you grab mine and I'll take yours While Manilow is singing By Golly! Did I lock the doors? How can we keep from swinging? Since these new friends have come our way Our lifestyle's been most frightening; Mazola parties every day, And Kama Sutras nightly. There's videos and Polaroids While lingerie we're flinging... Creative use of chocolate fudge How can we keep from swinging? So you do mine and I'll do yours, And we'll do one another. Why not invite the folks nest door? And likewise Dad and Mother? And when the months have passed away And we're left sore and stinging, We'll wish Aunt Mabel hadn't come.. How can we keep from swinging? from Bill Day's singing @parody @HARMONY @sex filename[ HOWCANI RG ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Humours Of Whiskey, Hungary Native Anthem Text, Hungry Hash House, Hunt Is Up, Hunters Of Kentucky, Hunting The Wren, Hurrah Lie, Husbandman And Servingman, Hush Little Baby, Huzza For Liberty, Hymn, I Ainse Loved A Lass, I Am A Poor Wayfaring Stranger, I Am A Pretty Little Dutch Girl, I Am A Suffragette, I Heard the Bells On Christmas Day, I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Ill Be Home For Christmas, Ill Fly Away, Im Getting Nuttin For Christmas, Ise The By That Builds The Boat, Iceland Native Anthem Text, If Youre Ever In Texas, If Youre Irish Come Into The Parlor, Ill Lay Ye Doon Love, Ill Never Get Home To My Darling Tonight, Ill Not Marry At All, Ill Sell My Hat Ill Sell My Coat, Ill Take The Legs From Some Old Table, Im A Mainframe, Im A Nut, Im A Rover And Seldom Sober, Im Champion At Keeping Em Rolling, Im Going For A Walk, Im Going To Drown My Cat, Im Going To Georgia, Im Gonna Mail Myself To You, Im Gonna Tell, Im Looking Over My Dead Dog Rover, Im My Own Grandpa, Im Not Saying, Im On My Way To Canada, Im Only On A Journey Here, Im Too Old To Be A Scab, Imaginary Trouble, Impossible Code, Impossible Dream, In a Country Churchyard, In A Country Churchyard (let Your Love Shine On), In My Garden Grew Plenty Of Thyme, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy