Song Lyrics Unknown - Im My Own Grandpa    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Im My Own Grandpa Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Im My Own Grandpa Theme ID: 4404 Album: N/A I'm My Own Grandpa (Moe Jaffe, Dwight Latham -- 1947) Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. Oh, I'm my own grandpa I'm my own grandpa It sounds funny I know But it really is so Oh, I'm my own grandpa. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife. To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad, And so became my uncle though it was very sad. For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother Of the widow's grown-up daughter who of course was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run, And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue, Because although she is my wife she's my grandmother, too. Now if my wife is my grandmother then I'm her grandchild, And every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild, For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw. As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa. @family filename[ OWNGRNPA play.exe OWNGRNPA BR ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: In New York Town, In Old Podauger Times, In Seaport Town, In The Early Morning Rain, In The Good Old Summertime, In The Halls, In The Sidings, In The Sweet By And By, In The Woods There Stand A House, In Vino Veritas, Incest, Incredibly Foolish, India Anthem Text, India Native Anthem Text, Indonesia Anthem Text, Indonesia Native Anthem Text, Innocent Hare, Into The Air, Into The Air Junior Birdmen, Intoxicated Rat, Io Vivat, Ipd, Iq Test, Ira Hayes, Ireland Anthem Text, Ireland Native Anthem Text, Irish Free State, Irish Mail Robber, Irish Rover, Iron Horse, Iron Lady Maggie May, Irving The Rover, Is The By, Is There Anybody Here Like Mary Aweepin, Isle Au Haut Lullaby Hay Ledge Song, Isle Of May, Israel Anthem Text, Israel Native Anthem Text, It Aint Gonna Rain, It Aint Gonna Rain No More, It Came Upon The Midnight Clear, It Must Have Been The Wine, It Pays To Advertise, It Was A Lover And His Lass, Italy Native Anthem Text, Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas, Its The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year, Its The Talk Of The Town, Its A Long Long Way To Tipperary, Its A Long Way From Amphioxus, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy