Song Lyrics Unknown - In Vino Veritas    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> In Vino Veritas Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: In Vino Veritas Theme ID: 4424 Album: N/A IN VINO VERITAS (Dr. H. J. Taylor) When Science led me by the hand right up her garden path, Sir, They tried to make me understand her Physics, Chem and Math, Sir. It came to naught, and all they taught could not have fallen flatter, Except for this, which gave me bliss, the liquid state of matter. cho: And this is plain, as I maintain, since good old Aristotle The truth has been most clearly seen reflected in a bottle. What always jars in seminars and causes constant panics, Is all that talk and blackboard chaulk to inculcate mechanics; I feel I need a glass of mead, as drunk by ancient druids And so thereby exemplify the properties of fluids. And still today I find no way to handle apparatus. For me alone the Great Unknown brings no divine afflatus. Yet this this I know, when problems show no hope of resolution, This glass of mine when filled with wine will give the right solution. In Physics I can only make uneducated guesses, My wooly pate can't calculate the simplest strains and stresses; Yet when my head is almost dead with mental acrobatics, A pint of ale will never fail to teach me hydrostatics. To learn the rules of molecules confounds my best resources, For Van der Waals gets me in snarls with his atomic forces. The parachor, and what it's for, I never dare to mention: A glass of stout includes me out of studying surface tension. Both rho and phee are Greek to me, I find them most unruly; I don't see why they satisfy the equation of Bernoulli. I can't make sense of turbulence, I merely get to know, Sir, From half a quart of vintage port the facts of liquid flow, Sir. In deep research let others lurch and hunt elusive muons. For QED is not for me, with all its quarks and gluons. Let others gaze at cosmic rays revealed in sparkling bubbles A glass of beer will always clear my head, and end my troubles. Note: a winner in a contest held by New Scientist tune: Vicar of Bray @parody @drink @science filename[ VINOVERT play.exe VICARBRY RG ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Io Vivat, Ipd, Iq Test, Ira Hayes, Ireland Anthem Text, Ireland Native Anthem Text, Irish Free State, Irish Mail Robber, Irish Rover, Iron Horse, Iron Lady Maggie May, Irving The Rover, Is The By, Is There Anybody Here Like Mary Aweepin, Isle Au Haut Lullaby Hay Ledge Song, Isle Of May, Israel Anthem Text, Israel Native Anthem Text, It Aint Gonna Rain, It Aint Gonna Rain No More, It Came Upon The Midnight Clear, It Must Have Been The Wine, It Pays To Advertise, It Was A Lover And His Lass, Italy Native Anthem Text, Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas, Its The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year, Its The Talk Of The Town, Its A Long Long Way To Tipperary, Its A Long Way From Amphioxus, Its A Pleasure To Know You, Its A Shyme, Its Always The Right Time For Love, Its Better To Be Single Than A Poor Mans Wife, Its Not Just What Youre Born With, Its Only A Wee Wee, Its Only My Auld Sheen False Bride, Its Organic, Its Sister Jennys Turn To Throw The Bomb, Its The Syme The Ole World Over, Itsy Bitsy Spider, Ive Been To Harlem, Ive Been Working On The Railroad, Ive Got A Ferret, Ive Got Better Things To Do, Ive Got No Use For The Women, Ive Got Sixpence, Ive Got The Clanks, Ja So Warns Die Alten Rittersleut, Jack Ash Society, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy