Song Lyrics Unknown - Ipd    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Ipd Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Ipd Theme ID: 4436 Album: N/A THE I.P.D. by Faith Petrick I'll sing you all a song about a wondrous new device The nation's latest contraceptive plan That funny little object they call the IUD Has recently been changed to fit a man CHO: It's the IPD, the IPD It may not feel too good to you but it's not hurting me So every time the pain begins to fill your eyes with tears Remember I put up with it for years They tested it on whales and they tried it out on mice They used it in the poorer parts of town It's the cleverest invention since the automatic lift It's guaranteed to never let you down (CHO) It was proven to be safe for the average human male Though testing showed some minor side effects There were two died of infection and six were sterilized But only ten percent were too depressed (CHO: By the...) But you know some people are never satisfied So scientists are working once again They've got something even better than the good old IPD It's called the morning after pill for men It's the pill, it's better than the IPD It may not be too safe but we'll just have to wait and see So put away your worries and put away your fears Remember I put up with it for years It's the IPD, . . . @feminist @medicine filename[ IPDEVICE MC ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Is The By, Is There Anybody Here Like Mary Aweepin, Isle Au Haut Lullaby Hay Ledge Song, Isle Of May, Israel Anthem Text, Israel Native Anthem Text, It Aint Gonna Rain, It Aint Gonna Rain No More, It Came Upon The Midnight Clear, It Must Have Been The Wine, It Pays To Advertise, It Was A Lover And His Lass, Italy Native Anthem Text, Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas, Its The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year, Its The Talk Of The Town, Its A Long Long Way To Tipperary, Its A Long Way From Amphioxus, Its A Pleasure To Know You, Its A Shyme, Its Always The Right Time For Love, Its Better To Be Single Than A Poor Mans Wife, Its Not Just What Youre Born With, Its Only A Wee Wee, Its Only My Auld Sheen False Bride, Its Organic, Its Sister Jennys Turn To Throw The Bomb, Its The Syme The Ole World Over, Itsy Bitsy Spider, Ive Been To Harlem, Ive Been Working On The Railroad, Ive Got A Ferret, Ive Got Better Things To Do, Ive Got No Use For The Women, Ive Got Sixpence, Ive Got The Clanks, Ja So Warns Die Alten Rittersleut, Jack Ash Society, Jack In The Green, Jack Odiamonds, Jack Rowland, Jack The Sailor Jackie Monroe, Jack Was Every Inch A Sailor, Jackaroe, Jackson, Jam On Gerrys Rock, Jam On Gerrys Rocks, Jamaica Anthem Text, Jamaica Farewell, James Bird, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy