Song Lyrics Unknown - Junk Food Junkie    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Junk Food Junkie Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Junk Food Junkie Theme ID: 4580 Album: N/A Junk Food Junkie You know I love that organic cooking, I always ask for more. And they call me Mr. Natural, On down to the health food store. I only eat good sea salt. White sugar don't touch my lips. And my friends is always begging me to take them On macro-biotic trips. Yes they are... But at night I take out my strong box That I keep under lock and key. And I take it off to my closet Where nobody else can see. I open that lid so slowly, take a peek up North and South. Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkee* And I pop it in my mouth. In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural Just as healthy as I can be. But at night I'm a junk food junkie Good lord have pity on me. Yes sir... At lunch time you can always find me At the whole earth vitamin bar. Just sucking on my plain white yogurt From my hand grown pottery jar. And sipping little hand pressed cider With a carrot stick for dessert. And wiping my face in a natural way On the sleeve of my peasant shirt. Yes I do... Ahh But when that clock strikes midnight And I'm all by myself I work that combination On my secret hide-away shelf. And I pull out some Fritos corn chips, Dr. Pepper and an old Moon pie.* I sit back in glorious expectation Of a genuine junk food high. (chorus) Here we go now... My friends on down at the commune, Well they think I'm pretty neat. I don't know nothing about arts and crafts, But I give them all something to eat. I was a friend to ol' Eul Gibbons And I only eat home grown spice. Got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn Filled up with my brown rice. Yes I do... Now folks, lately I have been spotted With a Big Mac on my breath.* Stumbling to a Colonel Sanders With a face as white a death. I'm afraid some day they'll find me Just stretched out on my bed With a handful of Pringles potato chips And a Ding Dong by my head.* (chorus) *Registered Trade Mark @food filename[ JNKFDJNK BR ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Katherine Jaffry Lochnagar, Kathleen, Katy Cruel, Keech In The Creel, Keep My Skillet Good And Greasy, Keep Posin, Keep Posin, Keep Posin Limp Bizkit Parody, Keep Your Hands On The Plow, Keeper, Keeper Of The London Zoo, Keewanaw Light, Kemp Owyne, Kenya Anthem Text, Kenya Native Anthem Text, Kerry Recruit, Kevin Barry, Key To The Highway, Keyhole In The Door, Kids Liberation Song, Kilbogie, Kilgary Mountain, Killer, Killiecrankie, Killy Kranky, King Arthur 3 Jolly Rogues Variant, King Henry, King Henry Fifths Conquest Of France, King John And The Abbot Of Canterbury, King O Luve, King Of Annwn, King Pharim, Kingdom Coming, Kings Daughter Jane, Kings Shilling, Kirsteenchristinn, Kisses Sweeter Than Wine, Kissing Song, Klan, Kleenexex, Knave, Knight And Shepherds Daughter, Knocka De Hanford Down, Korea, Kum Ba Ya Come By Here, L N Dont Stop Here Anymore, L Reina!, La Belle Riviere, La Colombe, La Guitarra, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy