Song Lyrics Unknown - Kafoozalum    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Kafoozalum Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Kafoozalum Theme ID: 4588 Album: N/A Kafoozalum Come listen to my tale of woe It happened many years ago When cunts were wide, and cocks hung low In hoary* old Jerusalem. cho: Hi, Ho Kafoozalum The harlot of Jerusalem; Hi, Ho Kafoozalum The daughter of the rabbi. Once on a time there lived a dame Who plied a trade of ancient fame She was a girl of ill repute, In fact she was a prostitute. Kafoozalum was a wily witch A filthy whore, a scurvy bitch And she caused every dong to twitch That dangled in Jerusalem. A priest there was, both great and tall His cock so strong, could break a wall Which fascinated nearly all The harlots in Jerusalem. One day, returning from a spree His customary hard on, he Espied her seated 'neath a tree The harlot named Kafoozalum. He looked, then took a harder look And led her to a nearby brook And from within his robes he took The pride of all Jerusalem. Kafoozalum was one to please She rubbed it gently twixt her knees And caused a flood that drowned the trees That grew throughout Jerusalem. Well the son of a bitch was underslung He made a lunge, but missed her bung And he never stopped till he reached the dung In the asshole of Kafoozalum. Kafoozalum she knew her art She arched her back and blew a fart That sent the bastard, like a dart, Sailing o'er Jerusalem. Now, when the moon is big and red His flying form soars overhead Raining curses on the head Of that lousy whore, Kafoozalum. Note: learned ca. 1943 on the streets of Brooklyn @bawdy filename[ KAFOOZLM play.exe KAFOOZLM RG ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Keep Your Hands On The Plow, Keeper, Keeper Of The London Zoo, Keewanaw Light, Kemp Owyne, Kenya Anthem Text, Kenya Native Anthem Text, Kerry Recruit, Kevin Barry, Key To The Highway, Keyhole In The Door, Kids Liberation Song, Kilbogie, Kilgary Mountain, Killer, Killiecrankie, Killy Kranky, King Arthur 3 Jolly Rogues Variant, King Henry, King Henry Fifths Conquest Of France, King John And The Abbot Of Canterbury, King O Luve, King Of Annwn, King Pharim, Kingdom Coming, Kings Daughter Jane, Kings Shilling, Kirsteenchristinn, Kisses Sweeter Than Wine, Kissing Song, Klan, Kleenexex, Knave, Knight And Shepherds Daughter, Knocka De Hanford Down, Korea, Kum Ba Ya Come By Here, L N Dont Stop Here Anymore, L Reina!, La Belle Riviere, La Colombe, La Guitarra, La Marseillaise, La Quince Brigada, La Vie En Rose, Laddie With The Golden Hair, Lads O The Fair, Lady And The Farmers Son, Lady Diamond, Lady Franklins Lament, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy