Song Lyrics Unknown - Limerick Programmer    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Limerick Programmer Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Limerick Programmer Theme ID: 4724 Album: N/A The Limerick Programmer (David Diamond) I am a bold Programmer, Diamond's my name, I'll write you a program for cash or for fame To print up your pay-checks, or play you a game Of Chess, or Space War, or Gin Rummy. I'll code it and test it from morning till night, But I won't care too much if it's wrong or it's right, For although my success is infrequent and slight, I'm champion at finding employment. My code's not efficient, I use up far more Resources than anyone used up before; Took forty-eight pages of virtual core Just adding two numbers together. I don't like test data, I can't read a spec, I never draw flow-charts, I will not desk-check, I miss all my deadlines, but then what the heck, I'm champion at finding employment. At home in the evening, I'm feeling the strain, Take a drink in my hand just to deaden the pain, Then the phone rings, the boss says,"You've bombed out again, We're expecting your early arrival." Keep your resume handy, but keep your desk clean, On your three-hour lunches make sure you're not seen, When you interview don't tell the boss where you've been, You'll be champion at finding employment. @computer @parody filename[ LIMERPRG play.exe LIMERPRG DD ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Little Brown Jug, Little Guiding Light Of Mine, Little Gypsy Girl, Little Joe The Wrangler, Little Log Cabin By The Stream, Little Maggie, Little Maumee, Little Mohee, Little Moses, Little Mosesor At Least The Choruses, Little Old Sod Shanty On My Claim, Little Piece Of Wang, Little River, Little Rosewood Casket, Little Sadie, Little Sally Walker, Little Willie, Live Together In Sin, Liverpool Judies Ii, Liverpool Lou, Liverpool Lullaby, Living On The Land, Living On The River, Liza Jane, Lizzie Lindsay, Lll Take You Home Again Kathleen, Llwyn Onn The Ash Grove, Lobster, Loch Lomond, Locks And Bolts, Lolly Toodum, Londonderry Air, Lonely Willow Tree, Lonesome Dove, Lonesome Robin, Lonesome Valley, Long Black Veil, Long Gone, Long John, Long Peggin Awl, Long Strike, Long Time Travelin, Lord Bateman, Lord Gregory, Lord Ingram And Child Wylet, Lord Lovel, Lord Marlborough, Lord Of The Dance, Lord Of The Irt, Lord Thomas And Fair Elender, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy