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Music Title/Track: Little Mosesor At Least The Choruses
Theme ID: 4744
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Little Moses --- or at least the choruses

A moral young maiden named Clare
Was having her first love affair
As she climbed into bed, she rev'rently said
"I wish to be opened with care."

Before it was dark
She opened the ark
and found the sweet infant was there

There was a young maid of Dundee
Who was raped by an ape in a tree.
The result was quite horrid, all ass and no forehead
Twelve balls and a purple goatee.

She called him her son
Her beautiful one
And sent for a nurse that was there
There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose prick was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble, he folded it double
And instead of coming, he went.

His mother so good
Did all that she could
To rear him and teach him with care

There was a fat lady of China
Who'd a really enormous vagina.
And when she was dead, they painted it red
And used it for docking a liner.

The Jews safely crossed while Pharaoh's host
Was drowned in the waters and lost

There was a young monk from Racine
Whose life was quite pious and clean.
He received extreme unction from anal conjunction
With Monsignor Fulton J. Sheehan.

Then his labor did cease, he departed in peace
And rests in the heaven above

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