Song Lyrics Unknown - Little Mosesor At Least The Choruses    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Little Mosesor At Least The Choruses Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Little Mosesor At Least The Choruses Theme ID: 4744 Album: N/A Little Moses --- or at least the choruses A moral young maiden named Clare Was having her first love affair As she climbed into bed, she rev'rently said "I wish to be opened with care." Before it was dark She opened the ark and found the sweet infant was there There was a young maid of Dundee Who was raped by an ape in a tree. The result was quite horrid, all ass and no forehead Twelve balls and a purple goatee. She called him her son Her beautiful one And sent for a nurse that was there There was a young fellow from Kent Whose prick was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble, he folded it double And instead of coming, he went. His mother so good Did all that she could To rear him and teach him with care There was a fat lady of China Who'd a really enormous vagina. And when she was dead, they painted it red And used it for docking a liner. The Jews safely crossed while Pharaoh's host Was drowned in the waters and lost There was a young monk from Racine Whose life was quite pious and clean. He received extreme unction from anal conjunction With Monsignor Fulton J. Sheehan. Then his labor did cease, he departed in peace And rests in the heaven above also see LITMOSES @bawdy @limericks filename[ LITMOSE2 RG ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Liverpool Lullaby, Living On The Land, Living On The River, Liza Jane, Lizzie Lindsay, Lll Take You Home Again Kathleen, Llwyn Onn The Ash Grove, Lobster, Loch Lomond, Locks And Bolts, Lolly Toodum, Londonderry Air, Lonely Willow Tree, Lonesome Dove, Lonesome Robin, Lonesome Valley, Long Black Veil, Long Gone, Long John, Long Peggin Awl, Long Strike, Long Time Travelin, Lord Bateman, Lord Gregory, Lord Ingram And Child Wylet, Lord Lovel, Lord Marlborough, Lord Of The Dance, Lord Of The Irt, Lord Thomas And Fair Elender, Lorena, Los Cuatros Generales, Lost Jimmy Whelan, Lost On The Lady Elgin, Love Alone, Love Has No Pride, Love Me Little Love Me Long, Lovesick Blues, Loving Hannah, Loving Nancy, Lowlands, Lowlands Away, Lowlands Of Holland, Lttle Rabbit Fufu, Lucky Lindy, Lumbermans Alphabet, Lumpy Tums, Lure Of The Sea, Lutefisk O Lutefisk, Lynchburg Town, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy