Song Lyrics Unknown - Little Piece Of Wang    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Little Piece Of Wang Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Little Piece Of Wang Theme ID: 4746 Album: N/A LITTLE PIECE OF WANG When the good Lord made Father Adam, they say he laughed and sang, Sewed him up the belly with a little piece of wang. But when he'd got finished, I guess he measured wrong, For the piece he'd sewed him up with was very much too long. "It's but eight inches long," he said, "I guess I'll let it hang," And he left on Adam's belly that little piece of wang. But when he made mother Eve, I bet it made him start, For the piece he sewed her up with was very much too short. "It leaves an awful crack," said he, "but I don't give a dang, She can fight it out with Adam for that little piece of wang"; And ever since that ancient day when human life began, There's been a constant wage of strife between a woman and a man For the woman swears to have that piece that on his belly hang, To fill that awful crack that's left when the Lord ran out of wang. So let us not be selfish, boys, with what the women lack, But keep them busy on the wang to fill that crack, For the good Lord never intended that it should idle hang When he placed on Adam's belly that little piece of wang. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This version from "Roll Me Over", copyright 1972 by Oak Publications. The song is traditional, learned by the editor in Springfield, Ohio in 1961. see also PIECWANG @bawdy @sex filename[ PIECWNG2 play.exe PIECWNG2 DC ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Living On The River, Liza Jane, Lizzie Lindsay, Lll Take You Home Again Kathleen, Llwyn Onn The Ash Grove, Lobster, Loch Lomond, Locks And Bolts, Lolly Toodum, Londonderry Air, Lonely Willow Tree, Lonesome Dove, Lonesome Robin, Lonesome Valley, Long Black Veil, Long Gone, Long John, Long Peggin Awl, Long Strike, Long Time Travelin, Lord Bateman, Lord Gregory, Lord Ingram And Child Wylet, Lord Lovel, Lord Marlborough, Lord Of The Dance, Lord Of The Irt, Lord Thomas And Fair Elender, Lorena, Los Cuatros Generales, Lost Jimmy Whelan, Lost On The Lady Elgin, Love Alone, Love Has No Pride, Love Me Little Love Me Long, Lovesick Blues, Loving Hannah, Loving Nancy, Lowlands, Lowlands Away, Lowlands Of Holland, Lttle Rabbit Fufu, Lucky Lindy, Lumbermans Alphabet, Lumpy Tums, Lure Of The Sea, Lutefisk O Lutefisk, Lynchburg Town, Ma Sheela, Macalister Dances Before The King, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy