Song Lyrics Unknown - No Balls At All    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> No Balls At All Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: No Balls At All Theme ID: 4974 Album: N/A No Balls at All Oh, listen my children, a story you'll hear. A song I will sing you; 'twill fill you with cheer. A charming young maiden was wed in the Fall. She married a man who had no balls at all. No balls at all. No balls at all. She married a man who had no balls at all. The night of the wedding she leaped into bed. Her breasts were a-heaving; her legs were well spread. She reached for his penis; his penis was small. She reached for his balls; he had no balls at all. ''Oh mother, oh mother, oh, what shall I do? I've married a man who's unable to screw. For many long years, I've avoided the call, Now I've married a man who has no balls at all.'' ''Oh daughter, oh daughter, now don't feel so sad; I had the same trouble with your dear old dad. There are lots of young men who will answer the call Of the wife of a man who has no balls at all.'' Now the daughter, she followed her mother's advice, And she found the proceedings exceedingly nice, And a bouncing young baby was born in the Fall To the wife of the man who had no balls at all. Spoken: No testicles whatsoever! @bawdy @handicap filename[ NOBALLS BR ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Now Robin Lend To Me Thy Bow, Nowhere In A Hurry Blues, Number Fifteen Sunscreen, Nuts In May, Nutting Girl, O Christmas Tree, O Come All Ye Faithful, O Du Lieber Augustin, O For Ane And Twenty Tam, O Holy Night, O Kenmures On And Awa Willie, Oak Ash And Thorn, October Roses, Ode To The Little Brown Shack, Odooleys First Five Oclock Tea, Oedallay, Of Late Ive Been Driven Near Crazy, Off To Dublin In The Green, Oggy Man, Oh A Drop Of Nelsons Blood Wouldnt Do Us Any Harm, Oh Are You Sleeping Maggie, Oh Come All Ye Faithful, Oh Con All The Faithful, Oh Freedom, Oh Genevieve, Oh Holy Night, Oh How He Lied, Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem, Oh Lovely Appearance Of Death, Oh Mistress Mine, Oh My Liver And My Lungs, Oh No John, Oh Oh Oh Its A Lovely War, Oh Susanna, Oh That Low Bridge, Oh What A Face, Oh What A Merry Land Is England, Old And Only In The Way, Old Avram Brown Round, Old Bangum, Old Beer Bottle, Old Blue, Old Blue Suit, Old Chizzum Chisholm Trail, Old Dun Cow, Old Family Toothbrush, Old Fiddler And His Cow, Old Folks At Home, Old German Clockwinder, Old Huac, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy