Song Lyrics Unknown - Plastic Jesus    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Plastic Jesus Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Plastic Jesus Theme ID: 5168 Album: N/A PLASTIC JESUS I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car, through my trials and tribulations And my travels through the nation with my plastic Jesus I'll go far Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car I'm afraid he'll have to go, His magnets ruin my radio And If I have a wreck, he'll leave a scar Riding through the thoroughfare, with his nose up in the air A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind Trouble coming, he don't see, he just keeps his eyes on me And any other thing that lies behind Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus, riding on the dashboard of my car Though the sun shines on his back makes him peel, chip, and crack A little patching keeps him up to par When pedestrians try to cross I let them know whose boss I never blow my horn or give them warning I ride all over town, trying to run them down And it's seldom that they live to see the morning Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car His halo fits just right and I use it as a site And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far When I'm in a traffic jam he don't care if I say Damn I can let all sorts of curses roll Plastic Jesus doesn't hear, for he has a plastic ear The man who invented plastic saved my soul Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car Once his robe was snowy white, now it isn't quite so bright Stained by the smoke of my cigar If I weave around at night and the policemen think I'm tight They'll never find my bottle, though they ask Plastic jesus shelters me, for his head comes off, you see He's hollow and I use him for a flask Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car Ride with me and have a dram of the blood of the Lamb Plastic jesus is a holy bar @religion @drink filename[ PLASTJES SF ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Polly Vaugn, Poor Boy, Poor Ellen Smith, Poor Lonesome Cowboy, Poor Man, Poor Old Maid, Poor Whores Complaint, Pop Goes The Weasel, Popular Wobbly, Portugal Native Anthem Text, Posie, Poverty Hill, Poverty Knock, Preacher And The Slave, Precious Lord, Pressers, Pretty Babes In The Wood, Pretty Little Bird, Pretty Polly, Pretty Polly Perkins Of Paddington Green, Pretty Saro, Price Of Freedom, Pride Of Glencoe, Prisoners Song, Private John Q, Pro Musica Antiqua, Process Man, Programmers Lament, Prominent Bar In Secaucus, Provincials Farewell, Psv Clubsong, Public Bar, Puddy And The Mouse, Puff The Magic Dragon, Punch And Judy, Put Another Log On The Fire, Put It In A Cool Dry Place, Putting On The Style, Quantrell, Quare Bungle Rye, Quartermaster Corps, Queen Eleanors Confession, Queen Of Connemara, Queen Of Elfans Nourice, Queen Of Hearts, Queen Of The Rails, Rabbis Daughter, Racing With My Heart, Raftsmans Song, Ragged But Right, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy