Song Lyrics Unknown - Plastic Jesus 2    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Plastic Jesus 2 Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Plastic Jesus 2 Theme ID: 5169 Album: N/A PLASTIC JESUS (2) Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations, We will travel every nation, With my plastic Jesus I'll go far. cho: Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations, We will travel every nation, With my plastic Jesus I'll go far. I don't care if it's dark or scary, Long as I have magnetic Mary, Ridin' on the dashboard of my car, I feel I'm protected amply, I've got the whole damn Holy Family, Riding on the dashboard of my car. No, I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I have my plastic Jesus, Riding on the dashboard of my car, But I think he'll have to go, His magnet ruins my radio, And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar. I don't care if it bumps or jostles Long as I got the Twelve Apostles Bolted to the dashboard of my car Don't I have a pious mess Such a crowd of holiness Strung across the dashboard of my car God made Christ a Holy Jew God made Him a Christian too Paradoxes populate my car Joseph beams with a feigned elan From the shaggy dash of my furlined van Famous cuckold in the master plan; Naughty Mary, smug and smiling, Jesus dainty and beguiling Knee-deep in the piling of my van; His message clear by night or day My phosphorescent plastic Gay Simpering from the dashboard of my van. When I'm goin' fornicatin' I got my ceramic Satan Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home The women know I'm on the level Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil Ridin' on the dashboard of my ... Sneerin' from the dashboard of my ... Leering from the dashboard of my van. If I weave around at night And the police think I'm tight, They'll never find my bottle, though they ask; plastic Jesus shelters me, For His head comes off, you see-- He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask. Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car: Ride with me and have a dram, Of the blood of the Lamb, Plastic Jesus is a holy bar. @religion filename[ PLASJSS2 SW ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Poor Boy, Poor Ellen Smith, Poor Lonesome Cowboy, Poor Man, Poor Old Maid, Poor Whores Complaint, Pop Goes The Weasel, Popular Wobbly, Portugal Native Anthem Text, Posie, Poverty Hill, Poverty Knock, Preacher And The Slave, Precious Lord, Pressers, Pretty Babes In The Wood, Pretty Little Bird, Pretty Polly, Pretty Polly Perkins Of Paddington Green, Pretty Saro, Price Of Freedom, Pride Of Glencoe, Prisoners Song, Private John Q, Pro Musica Antiqua, Process Man, Programmers Lament, Prominent Bar In Secaucus, Provincials Farewell, Psv Clubsong, Public Bar, Puddy And The Mouse, Puff The Magic Dragon, Punch And Judy, Put Another Log On The Fire, Put It In A Cool Dry Place, Putting On The Style, Quantrell, Quare Bungle Rye, Quartermaster Corps, Queen Eleanors Confession, Queen Of Connemara, Queen Of Elfans Nourice, Queen Of Hearts, Queen Of The Rails, Rabbis Daughter, Racing With My Heart, Raftsmans Song, Ragged But Right, Raging Canal Two In The Middle, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy