Song Lyrics Unknown - Programmers Lament    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Programmers Lament Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Programmers Lament Theme ID: 5206 Album: N/A The Programmer's Lament As I walked out in the DP Department, As I walked out down in DP one day, I met a young programmer rolled up in white listings, A-chewing his pencil and filled with dismay. cho: Oh, turn the drum slowly, and print the dump lowly, Carry it to my desk without more delay, Convert all the registers to decimal notation Blame the crash on bad data and throw it away. Oh, once in my car pool I used to go riding, At nine I was here and at five I was gone; But now that my program's gone into production I've so many bugs that I cannot go home. cho: Oh, once my designs were the pride of the section, For length and completeness their equal was none; My flow charts they flowed into modular code, But now it's all finished, the damn thing won't run. cho: @computer @work @parody filename[ PLAMENT play.exe LAREDST DD ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Quantrell, Quare Bungle Rye, Quartermaster Corps, Queen Eleanors Confession, Queen Of Connemara, Queen Of Elfans Nourice, Queen Of Hearts, Queen Of The Rails, Rabbis Daughter, Racing With My Heart, Raftsmans Song, Ragged But Right, Raging Canal Two In The Middle, Raging Canoe Sent My Brown Jug Etc, Ragtime Cowboy Joe, Ragtime Suffragette, Rail Cutters, Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill And The Kitten, Rake And Rambling Boy, Rakes Of Mallow, Rakes Of Poverty, Rambleaway, Ramblin Rover, Rambling Sailor, Rambling Sailor Trimrigged Doxy, Ramsey County Jail, Randy Dandy Oh, Ranger Fight Song, Rantin Laddie, Rantin Rovin Robin, Ranzo, Ranzo Rae, Ranzo Ray, Raptaptap, Rare Ould Times, Raspberry Lane, Rat Race, Ratcliffe Highway, Rattlin Bog, Rattling Ford, Razorback Steak, Recipe For Hot Cider, Recruited Collier, Red Apple Juice, Red Boogie Blues, Red Flag, Red Haired Mans Wife, Red Iron Ore, Red Is The Rose, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy