Song Lyrics Unknown - Sauerkraut Cleaning The Refrigerator    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Sauerkraut Cleaning The Refrigerator Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Sauerkraut Cleaning The Refrigerator Theme ID: 5389 Album: N/A Sauerkraut (Cleaning the Refrigerator) (Lou & Peter Berryman) Come on in and have a chair. Today's the day I clean the fridge, And we can talk while it's defrosting. Pardon all the mess. How ya been, I just got back from Elgin Illinois, myself. For me The charm of traveling Is fading, I confess; Could you grab the pot of water on the stove, so I can stick it In the freezer? This is so archaic, don't you think? This one last ice cube tray won't come unstuck. It's kinda welded to Some broccoli. God, I think it's broccoli---Why's this broccoli pink? How about the onion dip ? You think it's any good Or should we toss it to the dog ? It looks okay, but I dunno. And by the way, I stopped off at the Belvedere Oasis Which is such a pretty name for such an ugly place to go, They sell you little sandwiches about the size of Oreos And charge you three and a quarter, but I bought one anyhow. Look at this, it's sauerkraut, now when did we have sauerkraut? Whatever this stuff was, it sure is sauerkraut by now! Coming back I heard a show 'bout Ahpenheimer, Openheimer Whatsizname and how they made the bomb to prove a point. They didn't even know if it would start a chain reaction That would move into the atmosphere and vaporize the joint. Could you dump this ice out in the bathtub, can you dig it Here we're dumping out the ice to make some room to make some more; How'd you like a chicken that came over with Columbus? Well I've got one here, Don't mention it, dear. That's what friends are for. Remember back in grammar school they used to have those drills Where they would make you crawl beneath your desk for when the bomb would come? The hell with those evacuation routes and all those shelters I just bought myself a desk. You know I'm really not that dumb. These carrots were a little more excited when I bought them Lord and here's a slice of bread looks like a twenty dollar bill Here's a thing of Tupperware that's full of marijuana If this shit improves with age, it's probably good enough to kill. Don't ya ever wonder what became of all the activists like us Who tried to make a little noise about the war? They must'a got absorbed into the general flow of balderdash And no one seems to pay 'em much attention anymore. Someday if I get it all together in my life I may go out And get a frost free model, this one's got to go... Why would anybody keep a yam as long as I do 'Spose I thought it'd come in handy, and you never really know. Title: When did we have sauerkraut or Cleaning the refrigerator Copyright Lou and Peter Berryman from the Berryman Berryman Songbook @food @humor filename[ REFRIG HB ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Scotland The Brave, Scots Wha Hae, Scotsmans Kilt, Sea Fever, Sea Griever, Seachill, Seamens Hymn, Seasons Round, Seeds Of Love, Seeing Nellie Home, Sellotape Pipers, Senor Abate Round, Servant Of Rosemary Lane, Seven Daffodills, Seven Old Ladies, Seychelles Anthem Text, Seychelles Native Anthem Text, Shadow You Have Seen, Shadows and Lights, Shall We Gather At The River, Shallow Brown, Shannon And Chesapeake, Shanty Boy And The Farmers Son, Shape Of My Love, Share Me With Texas, She Did It To Me, She Moved Through The Fair, Shearing In The Bar, Shearins Nae For You My Bonnie Lassie O, Sheath And Knife, Shell Still Cry Tonight, Sheffield Apprentice, Shepherd Of The Downs, Shepherds Wife, Shes Like A Swallow, Shes More To Be Pitied Than Censured, Shes Not You, Shine Your Buttons With Brasso, Shingling The Rum Sellers Roof, Ship That Never Returned, Ships Carpenter, Shoals Of Herring, Short Jacket Cabin Boy, Shorty George, Shule Aroon, Si Me Quieres Escribir, Sickness And Diseases, Sidewalks Of New York, Silent Night, Silk Merchants Daughter, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy