Song Lyrics Unknown - Seven Old Ladies    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Seven Old Ladies Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Seven Old Ladies Theme ID: 5414 Album: N/A Seven Old Ladies Oh, dear, what can the matter be Seven old ladies got locked in the lavat'ry They were there from Sunday 'till Saturday Nobody knew they were there The first to come in was the minister's daughter (The first was the Bishop of Chichester's daughter) She went in to pass some superfluous water She pulled on the chain and the rising tide caught her And nobody knew she was there The next to come in was dear Mrs. Mason The stalls were all full so she pissed in the basin And that is the water that I washed my face in And nobody knew she was there The third old lady was Amelia Garpickle; Her urge was sincere, her reaction was fickle. She hurdled the door; she'd forgotten her nickel, And nobody knew she was there The forth to come was old Mrs. Humphrey She shifted and jiggled to get herself comfy Then to her dismay, she could not get her bum free And nobody knew she was there The fifth to come in, it was old Mrs. Draper She sat herself down, and then found there was no paper She had to clean up with a plasterer's scraper And nobody knew she was there The sixth old lady was Emily Clancy; She went there 'cause something tickled her fancy, But when she got there it was ants in her pantsy And nobody knew she was there The seventh old lady was Elizabeth Bender; She went there to repair a broken suspender. (But how in the world she got a suspender) It snapped up and ruined her feminine gender, (Caught up in the site of the feminine gender) And nobody knew she was there ( I 'aven't the slightest idea.) The janitor came in the early morning. He opened the door without any warning, The seven old ladies their seats were adorning, And nobody knew they were there. alt: (The __ old lady was Abigail Quimm Who crossed her legs on a personal whim, But her thigh got caught twixt the bowl and the rim And nobody knew she was there.) (parenthetical additions by RG @bawdy filename[ SEVENOLD BR ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: She Did It To Me, She Moved Through The Fair, Shearing In The Bar, Shearins Nae For You My Bonnie Lassie O, Sheath And Knife, Shell Still Cry Tonight, Sheffield Apprentice, Shepherd Of The Downs, Shepherds Wife, Shes Like A Swallow, Shes More To Be Pitied Than Censured, Shes Not You, Shine Your Buttons With Brasso, Shingling The Rum Sellers Roof, Ship That Never Returned, Ships Carpenter, Shoals Of Herring, Short Jacket Cabin Boy, Shorty George, Shule Aroon, Si Me Quieres Escribir, Sickness And Diseases, Sidewalks Of New York, Silent Night, Silk Merchants Daughter, Silkie, Silver Bells, Silver Dagger, Silver Dollar, Silver In The Stubble, Silver Threads Among The Gold, Simple Gifts, Simss Flotilla, Since First I Saw Your Face, Singapore Anthem Text, Singapore Native Anthem Text, Singers Request, Single Girl, Singular Dream, Sinner Man, Sioux Indians, Sir Hugh Or The Jews Daughter, Sir James The Rose, Sir Patrick Spens, Sir Simon De Montford, Sir William Gower, Sittin On Top Of The World, Skibbereen, Skip To My Lou, Skiving, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy