Song Lyrics Unknown - Skiving    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Skiving Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Skiving Theme ID: 5474 Album: N/A Skiving. (David Diamond) What are the joys of the poor working man? Why skiving, bloody well skiving! In factory or office, wherever he can, He's skiving, bloody well skiving. He stops for a chat, he stops for his tea, He stops for a smoke, then he stops for a pee. The foreman says sadly, "Now where can he be?" He's skiving, bloody well skiving. CHO: Skiving, skiving just you and me Skiving, skiving, I'm sure you'll agree. There's no need to work when the Boss cannot see So we're skiving, bloody well skiving. What are the joys of the managing class? Why skiving, bloody well skiving. Why are they sitting so long on their arse? Skiving, bloody well skiving. They're writing long memos (Lord, how they whine!) For acres of desk and for chairs that recline With cushions that don't give your trousers a shine When you're skiving, bloody well skiving. CHO: What are the joys of the men on the board? Skiving, etc. What do they vote for in single accord? Why skiving, etc. The order book's empty, the creditors stern, The men are on strike and we've no place to turn. "I've bought some new golf clubs, I move to adjourn, And go skiving, bloody well skiving." CHO: What are the joys of the Cabinet lot? Skiving etc. What are they doing as likely as not? Why skiving, etc. They drive to the house, on the front bench they sit, They answer each question with wisdom and wit, But we've seen the results and we know its all... Skiving, bloody well skiving. CHO: What are the joys of the whole human race? Skiving etc. There's guilty contentment on every face, Skiving, bloody well skiving. There's just one exception, I hope you'll agree, For I've got a bad back and I've twisted my knee. And I won't take it kindly if you accuse me Of skiving, bloody well skiving. (Skiving is a British word for the art of being elsewhere when work is to be done) @work @parody filename[ SKIVBLOD play.exe BOOZNG DD ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: So Early In The Spring, Sodden Clods Are Coming To Town A New Years Carol, Solar Carol, Soldier Maid, Soldier Soldier Will You Marry Me, Soldiers, Solid Fas, Solidarity Forever, Solomon Island Anthem Text, Some Talk Of Ronald Reagan, Some Things Never Change, Somebodys Grandmother, Somebodys Tall And Handsome, Someday Soon, Somerset Wassail, Somewhere Over The Rainbow, Somewhere Overindulgence, Sommarbarn, Son De La Loma, Son Of A Gambolier, Song For A New Year, Song For Canada, Song For Ireland, Song From Lucifers Hammer, Song Of The Ada, Song Of The Classes, Song Of The Fishes, Song Of The Iron Road, Song Of The Seals, Song Of The Splintered Shillelagah, Song Of The Temperance Union, Sons Of Liberty, Soon One Mornin Death Come Creepin, Sorry The Day I Was Married, Sospan Vach The Little Saucepan, Souling Song, Sound Of Mucus, Sourwood Mountain, South Africa Anthem Text, South Africa Native Anthem Text, South Australia, South Street Waltz, Southrups Wassail Song, Sow Took The Measles, Spancil Hill, Spanish Is The Loving Tongue, Spanish Ladies, Spencer The Rover, Sperry Rand, Spinning Wheel, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy