Song Lyrics Unknown - The Monkeys Disgrace    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> The Monkeys Disgrace Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: The Monkeys Disgrace Theme ID: 5670 Album: N/A Three monkeys sat down in a coconut tree Discussing world problems while drinking their tea. Said one to the others: "Now listen you two, "There's a rumour around here that cannot be true "That man is descended from our noble race. "The very idea is such a disgrace." "No monkey has ever deserted his wife, "Or starved her poor babies, or ruined her life." "There's no monkey mother would be so unfit "To leave her poor children with others to sit. "Or pass them from one minding place to another "'Till kids scarcely knew which new gal was their mother. "Now here's something else that a monkey won't do: "Go out on the town and come home in a stew, "Or pick up a gun or a club or a knife, "To take from some other poor monkey his life. "Yes, man is descended, the ornery cuss, "But, brother, he isn't descended from us!" Source: a clipping from "Dear Abbey" lovelorn column published 3 July, 1997. May be sung to tune "Bendemere's Stream." Alternate tune "Sweet Violets" Lyrics revised so as to scan with tune Related Lyrics Random lyrics: There Is Power, There Were Roses, Therell Be A Hot Time, Therell Be A Hot Time, Therell Be No Distinction There, Theres Many A Man Been Murdered In Luzon, Theres Nae Luck About House, These Are My Mountains, These Hands, They Call Me A Macv Advisor, They Call Wind Maria, They Go Wild Over Me, Theyll Never Take Her Love From Me, Theyre Rioting In Africa Merry Minuet, Thing, Things About Comin My Way, Thirsty Boots, Thirty Cents A Day, Thirty Pieces Of Silver, This Great War, This Little Light Of Mine, This Old Man, Thomas The Rhymer, Three Blind Mice, Three Dishes And Six Questions, Three Jolly Coachmen, Three Jolly Rogues Of Lynne, Three Jolly Welshmen, Three Merry Men, Three Old Ladies, Three Ravens, Three Score And Ten, Threshing Song, Through The Years, Thyme It Is A Precious Thing, Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, Timber Jerry The Mule, Time Came Down, Time Has Made A Change In Me, Time Ive Lost In Wooing, Time O Year For Dippin Sheep, Time To Be Made A Wife, Time Will Show The Wiser, Times Are Getting Hard Boys, Times They Are A Changing, Tinker, Tinkers Courtship, Titanic, To Anacreon In Heaven, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy