Song Lyrics Unknown - Three Old Ladies    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Three Old Ladies Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Three Old Ladies Theme ID: 5710 Album: N/A THREE OLD LADIES Oh, dear, what can the matter be Three old ladies locked in the lavatory They were there from Monday to Saturday Nobody knew they were there The first one's name was Elizabeth Porter She went in to be rid of some overdue water And she stayed there far more than she ought to And nobody knew she was there. CHORUS The second one's name was Elizabeth Pomphrey She went in and made herself comfy Then she said: "Girls, I can't get my bum free." And nobody knew she was there CHORUS The last one's name was Elizabeth Carter She was known as a world renowned farter She went in and played a sonata And nobody knew she was there. CHORUS ----------------------------------------------------------------- Chorus known for years, verses heard sung at the Torquay Folk Club in Cornwall in July 1987. recorded by Oscar Brand on Bawdy Songs 3 filename[ THREOLDY D ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Time Ive Lost In Wooing, Time O Year For Dippin Sheep, Time To Be Made A Wife, Time Will Show The Wiser, Times Are Getting Hard Boys, Times They Are A Changing, Tinker, Tinkers Courtship, Titanic, To Anacreon In Heaven, To Morrow, To The Beggin I Will Go, To The Sweet Sunny South, Tobaccos But An Indian Weed, Today, Tom Bolyn, Tom Cat Blues Or Ring Tail Tom, Tom Dooley, Tom Twist, Tommys Gone To Hilo, Tonga Anthem Text, Tonga Native Anthem Text, Tonight, Too Much Of A Name, Tooalooralooral, Topman And Afterguard, Touch Me, Tourist Attraction, Town I Loved So Well, Train On The Island, Tramp, Tramp On The Street, Tramp Tramp Tramp, Tramps And Hawkers, Trinidad Tobago Anthem Text, Trooper And The Maid, Trooper And The Turk, Tropical Jesus, Truck Driving Woman, True Thomas, Truth From Above, Trying Times, Tshotsholosa, Tune For November, Turkey Anthem Text, Turkey In The Straw, Turkey Native Anthem Text, Turn Over In The Morning, Turn Turn Turn, Turn Ye To Me, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy