Song Lyrics Unknown - Too Much Of A Name    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Too Much Of A Name Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Too Much Of A Name Theme ID: 5744 Album: N/A Too Much of a Name Some people are anxious for honor and fame And they strive all their lifetime in gettting a name. But too much of a name is a possible thing And this you will say when you what I sing. Now my father and mother were excellent folks, But they both had a weakness for practical jokes. So when I was born they were both of one mind. They said I should have all the names they could find. For there were Jonathan Joseph Jeremiah Timothy Titus Obadiah William Henry Walter Sim Reuben Rufus Soloman Jim Nathaniel Daniel Abraham Roderick Frederick Peter Sam Simon Timon Nicholas Pat Christopher Dick Jehosephat. I was sent to be christened before I could speak So I might not object to this curious freak. There were two other babies that morning as well But for those two babies it wasn't so swell. The reason was that I was first of the three So the parson began operations on me. And it took him so long for my titles to call That these two other babies got no names at all! When I came to be married the case was as bad. The parson stared at me as if he was mad. He started his task but he found very soon That the job was too great to be finished by noon. Said he, ''My dear sir, 'tis a very great shame That your parents denied you a sensible name. But since you are here without reason or rhyme, You'll have to get married one name at a time.'' @humor filename[ TOONAME BR ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Trinidad Tobago Anthem Text, Trooper And The Maid, Trooper And The Turk, Tropical Jesus, Truck Driving Woman, True Thomas, Truth From Above, Trying Times, Tshotsholosa, Tune For November, Turkey Anthem Text, Turkey In The Straw, Turkey Native Anthem Text, Turn Over In The Morning, Turn Turn Turn, Turn Ye To Me, Turn Your Radio On, Turning Steel, Turning Toward The Morning, Turtle Dove, Tuvalu Anthem Text, Tuvalu Native Anthem Text, Twa Recruitin Sergeants, Twas Efficient And Cost Effective, Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dun, Twelve Days Of Christmas, Twelve Gates To The City, Twelve Hundred More, Twilight Time, Twin Ballots, Two Brethren, Two Brothers, Two Brothers Civil War, Two Butchers, Two Sisters Bonnie Broom, Two Ten Train, Tying Ten Knots In The Devils Tail, Uganda Anthem Text, Ukraine Anthem Text, Uncle Joe, Uncle Sams Farm, Und Wer Hier Im J?nner Geboren Ist, Unfortunate Lass, Union Maid 2, United Kingdom Anthem Text, United States of America Anthem Text, Universal Pacifist, Universal Soldier, Unknown, Unquiet Grave, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy