Song Lyrics Unknown - Very Unfortunate Man    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Very Unfortunate Man Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Very Unfortunate Man Theme ID: 5824 Album: N/A VERY UNFORTUNATE MAN (Jimmy Driftwood's reworking of an older song) There was a lawyer, his name was Clay He had but two clients and they wouldn't pay At last, of starvation, he grew so afraid He courted and married a wealthy old maid. At the wedding this lawyer made one big mistake 'Twas not in omitting the wine or the cake The ring was well chosen, they had a big feed But the lawyer did not get a warranty deed He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man At night in their chamber, this lady arose And began to prepare to retire and repose Her husband sat near her admiring her charms That gave him such pleasure to hold in his arms She went to the washstand to bathe her fair face And thus she destroyed all her beauty and grace The rose on her cheek quickly grew very faint And he saw on the towel, 'twas nothing but paint She went to the mirror to take down her hair And when she got done, her scalp was all bare Said she, don't be frightened to see my bald head I'll put on my cap when I get into bed She hung her false hair on the wall on a peg And then she proceeded to take off her leg Her trembling husband got quite a surprise When she asked him to come and take out her glass eye The husband stood watching, with trembling lips, While she unfastened her counterfeit hips; Just then her false nose clattered down on the floor And the poor lawyer, screaming, ran out of the door. Now all you young men who would marry for life, Be sure in examine your intended wife. Remember the lawyer who trusted his eyes And a little while later got quite a surprise. Copyright Warden Music Co., Inc. filename[ UNFORTUN @marriage @law RG ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Virgin Sturgeon 2, Viva Lamour, W B A, Wabash Cannonball, Wagoners Lad, Wait For The Tide, Wait Till The Sun Shines Nellie, Wake Island, Wake Nicodemus, Wal I Swan Git Up Napoleon, Wales Anthem Text, Walk In Jerusalem, Walk In The Light, Walk On By Wait On The Corner, Walkin On My Wheels, Walking A Bulldog, Wall of Silence, Walls And Windows, Walls Have Ears, Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing With Bears, Waly Waly, Waly Waly Jamie Douglas, Wandering Angus, War Begets Poverty, War Song, Wars Of Germany, Waste Not Want Not, Water Is Wide, Waterbound, Waterloo, Waters Of Babylon, Waters Of March ?guas De Maro, Waters Of Tyne, Watkins Ale, Way Down In Dixie, Way I Behaved, Way Of Men, Ways Of Man, We Are Called The Girl Scouts, We Are The Roving Minstrels, We Be Soldiers Three, We Be Three Poor Mariners, We Have Fed Our Sea For A Thousand Years, We Have Fed You All For A Thousand Years, We Never Mention Aunt Clara, We Parted On The Shore, We Pity Our Bosses Five, We Rigged Our Ship, We Set Sail, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy