Song Lyrics Usher - I Farted On Santas Lap    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Usher Singer Lyrics [Usher other resources]>> I Farted On Santas Lap Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Usher Music Title/Track: I Farted On Santas Lap Theme ID: 7136 Album: N/A Mom made beans for dinner you know i ate em all said come get your coat on goin to the mall gona visit santa and sit apon his knee but all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese waiting there for santa thought that id explode the gas bubble grew bigger with every ho ho ho try my best to hide that I was doing swell but when Isat down on santas lap he hollard whats that smell ! ~chorus~ I farted on santas lap now Christmas is gonna stink for me I farted on santas lap now ill get &*&*&*& under my Christmas tree I asked him for a baseball I asked him for a bat I asked him for some ice skates but I'll get none of that I asked him for a lot of things I'll have to do with out when i sat down on santas lap I let one slip out ~chorus~ On Christmas eve I snuck out of my bed with out a sound went down to the living room to take a look around and then I saw santanext to the Christmas tree his arms were full of preasents and they were all for me put them in a pile got up to turn around then blew a fart with such great force our tree all most so I'll always charish that speacial moment when I realized even old saint nick rips one now and then ~chorus~ Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Interlude 1, IntroLude 8701, Just Like Me, Love Was Here, Lovers amp Friends, Lovers and Friends, My Boo, My Boo Feat Alicia Keys, My Boo Remix, My Way, My Way Remix, Nice, Nice & Slow (B-Rock Remix), Nice & Slow (B-Rock Remix)(feat. Twista, Nice & Slow (B-Rock Remix), Nice & Slow, Nice and Slow B Rock Remix, Nice N Slow Remixx, Nice Slow, Nice Slow (B-Rock Remix), Nice& Slow, Niceandslow, One Day Youll Be Mine, One Day Youll Be Mine, Ooh, Ohh, hey..., Pianolude, Pop ya collar, Pop ya Coller, Pop Ya Collar, pop your collar, Red Light, Red Light (Remix), Rock Witcha, Roni, Seduction, Sentello, Separated, Seperated, She Got The Part, Shes Got The Part, Shes Got The Part, Simple Things, Slow Jam, Slow Jam f Monica, Slow Love, Smile Again, So Contagious, Superstar, Superstar (Interlude), Take Your Hand, Other Usher song Lyrics Addictive Lyrics Bad Girl Lyrics Bedtime Lyrics Better Off Separated Lyrics Breakdown Lyrics Burn Lyrics Call Me A Mack Lyrics Cant Let U Go Lyrics Can U Get Wit It Lyrics Can U Handle It Lyrics Can U Help Me Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists USHER (f/ Lil Jon, Ludacris) Lyrics Usher and alicia keys Lyrics Usher David Lyrics David Usher Lyrics Usher F/ J.D. Lyrics Usher F/ Jermaine Dupri Lyrics Usher F/ Lil Kim Lyrics Usher F/ P. Diddy Lyrics Usher F/ Puff Diddy Lyrics Usher F/ Timbaland Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy