Song Lyrics Utopia - Life is a Drag    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Utopia Singer Lyrics [Utopia other resources]>> Life is a Drag Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Utopia Music Title/Track: Life is a Drag Theme ID: 7482 Album: N/A Submitted for your inspection The evolutionary erection Of primitive man But before we explore the question of his sense of style We must point out his predilection To cover his glands Brothers, weve been led to believe That between adam and eve There was nothing to hide Were it not for eves primal haste Or a leaf strategically placed Who knows what shed decide Eve and some guy named clyde Thats why life is a drag Life is just a pose in a rag You can play the part of Pusher or pastor Of harlot or hag Life is just a dressing game Life is a drag The argument can be rendered All bodies are forcibly gendered By how they are wrapped And though popular opinion holds this Makes us civilized So much deference is attended By whats in ones lap History proves that Who wears the pants is as much a mere circumstance As a matter of time Ultimately, why should we care Where one buys ones lace underwear If one is so inclined Show me yours, Ill show mine Thats why life is a drag Fashion is a long running gag We can deck you out in sequins or spandex A mohawk or shag Who remembers unisex? Life is a drag Its a drag What a drag You can be a stag in a bag They wont know until youre stiff On a slab and they look at the tag What you see is what you get Life is a drag Lets just say We hereby conspire That a change of attire Is all part of the plan Something that was so long suppressed Starts to show when you wear a dress And if clothes make the man They can unmake the man Thats why life is a drag Life is just a pose in a rag You can play the part of Pusher or pastor Of harlot or hag Life is just a dressing game Life is a drag Its a drag What a drag Fashion is a long running gag Arent you glad they found a way to look hip When your butt starts to sag Praise the lord, designer jeans What you see is what you get Who remembers unisex And who are you calling fag Life is a drag Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Mated, Maybe I Could Change, Mimi Gets Mad, Monument, More Light, My Angel, Mystified, Neck On Up, One World, Only Human, Overture: Mountaintop And Sunrise/Communion With The Sun, OvertureMountaintop and SunriseCommunion With The Sun, Play This Game, Pretending, Princess Of The Universe, Private Heaven, Rape Of The Young, Rock Love, Say Yeah, Second Nature, Secret Society, Selfless Love, Set Me Free, Shinola, Shot In The Dark, Silly Boy, Singring And The Glass Guitar, Singring The Glass Guitar, Somethings Coming, Somethings Coming, Special Interest, Stand For Something, Style, Sunburst Finish, Swing To The Right, Take It Home, Thats Not Right, Thats Not Right, The Aging Musician, The Ascetic, The Ikon, The Martyr, The Road To Utopia, The Seven Rays, The Smell of Money, The Smell of Money (Waltz), The Sold Out Artist, The Up, The Very Last Time, The Wheel, Other Utopia song Lyrics Abandon City Lyrics All Smiles Lyrics Alone Lyrics Always Late Lyrics Another Life Lyrics Anthology Lyrics Back On The Street Lyrics Bad Little Actress Lyrics Bring Me My Longbow Lyrics Burn Three Times Lyrics Call It What You Will Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Uzi-Lay Lyrics U 10 Sils Lyrics V Michael Lyrics V Shape Mind Lyrics V-6 Lyrics V-Enna Lyrics V.C.O. Lyrics Va Libre Lyrics Vacant Stare Lyrics Vacuum Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy