Song Lyrics Vandals, The - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> V>> Vandals, The Singer Lyrics [Vandals, The other resources]>> Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Vandals, The Music Title/Track: Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) Theme ID: 1960 Album: N/A Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved by everyone - Cops n' commies even fags - Everybody loves a gag - Clowns everywhere are freakin' out - In parades they scream n' shout - They're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues - Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes - Here's some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails - Here's a clown we really hate: Ronald McDonald - (He's only in it for the burgers) - I saw a clown in the mall today - My brother cried and he ran away - They get no respect, aren't served in bars - No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars - The other day I was drivin' around in the clown-mobile with 17 of my - friends towin' the - ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says, "Where ya - goin' Bozo?" - I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though. The man's a friggin' - genius." - Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation - Below the level of their education - It's hard as hell to make ends meet - With a painted face and gigantic feet - Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink and this clown walks in and - says, - "Bartender, give me a tree fort." The bartender looks at him and says, - "What's in - a tree fort?" "Playboy books and cigars." - Last verse same as the first Acapulco version, ten times worse Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Too Much Drama, Christmas Time For My Penis, Hang Myself From The Tree, Come Back And Stay, Falling In Love, Love Of My Life, Perfect Girl, Sunshine After The Rain, Beyond Daylight, Can You Hear Me, Cold Wind, Crown of Thorns, Day I Die, End Of All Days, Far Off Grace, Fields of Hope, Free The Fire, Garden of Stones, Healing Tree, I Can See, In You: I Believe, Inside of Your Head, Into the Sun, Iodic Rain, Nightwalker, Phoenix, Point Of Know Return, Rainmaker, Salt in My Wounds, Scarlet Flowerfields, Were Not God, Where Is the Man, You Fly, Alibi, All The Way, Burning Heart, Different Worlds, Dressed To Kill, Fighting Against The World, Friday Night, Heading For A Storm, How Long, Im On Fire, Once In A Lifetime, Pedal To The Metal, Rock On, This Is War, Time Will Tell, Voodoo, Waiting For The Night, Other Vandals, The song Lyrics 43210-1 Lyrics An Idea For A Movie Lyrics Anarchy Burger Lyrics Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government) Lyrics Anti Lyrics Cafe 405 Lyrics Come Out Fighting Lyrics Disproportioned Head Lyrics Euro-Barge Lyrics Fd Up Girl Lyrics FD Up Girl Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Vandavanda Lyrics Vanden Plas Lyrics Vandenberg Lyrics Vandeross Luther Lyrics Vandross Luther Lyrics Vanek Mcs Lyrics Vanesa Amorosi Lyrics Vanessa Lyrics Vanessa Amorosi Lyrics Amorosi Vanessa Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy