Song Lyrics Vandals - Aging Orange    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> V>> Vandals Singer Lyrics [Vandals other resources]>> Aging Orange Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Vandals Music Title/Track: Aging Orange Theme ID: 1754 Album: N/A I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote one good song - But that was almost 20 years ago - I tried and I tried to follow it up - But you know how those sophomore jinxes go - So I became quite bitter - as sales dropped like flies - No one likes these dumb songs - of racing cars and spies - Maybe it's my ape drape - or hippies in my band - But now we only tour in Arizona - or Japan - So after much thought - and a panel of experts - I came up with a brilliant little plan - I'll take out my frustrations - on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands - Cuz I invented socks - and I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse - with a career that is cursed? - I'll just sue for royalties - on things I thought of first - Back in Ancient Egypt - many Pharaohs went to jail - for misappropriation - of my Phrigian scale - I said listen to Tutankhamen - you're driving me insane - it's obvious those bellies - are all dancing to Bloodstains - I figured out you owe me - and please try not to laugh - but every time I hear it - I get one more golden calf - So I've bitten off - a sizable chunk - of the hands of the people - with the food - Now I'm confined to the pages of Flipside - a graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudes - Cuz I invented socks - and I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse - with a career that is cursed? - I'll just sue for royalties - on things I thought of first - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Ape Drape! - Ape Drape! - Poodle Head! - Poodle Head! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Big Bro Vs. Johnny Sako, (But Then) She Spoke, Canine Euthenasia, Change My Pants, Choosing You Masters, Christmas Time For My Penis, Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh), Come Out Fighting, Crippled & Blind, Desert Woman, Elvis Decanter, Euro Barge, Euro-Barge, Failure Is The Best Revenge, Fd Up Girl, Flowers Are Pretty, Fourteen, Fucked Up Girl, Gator Hide, Get A Room, Get In Line, Girls Turn 18 Every Day, Go, Goop All Over The Phone, Grandpas Last Xmas, Hang Myself From The Tree, Happy Birthday To Me, Heart Break Hotel, Hey Homes!, How (Did This Loser Get This Job?), Hungry For You, I Believe, I Dont Believe In Santa Clause, I Have A Date, I Know, Huh?, If The Government Could Read My Mind, Ill Make You, Love Me, Im A Fly, Im The Boss Of Me, Its A Fact, Ive Got An Ape Drape, Jackass, Johnny Two Bags, Johnny Twobags, Join Us For Pong, Kick Me, Kill My Tenant, Ladykiller, Let The Bad Times Roll, Live Fast Diarrhea, Other Vandals song Lyrics 43210-1 Lyrics A Gun For Christmas Lyrics Airstream Lyrics Allah Lyrics An Idea For A Movie Lyrics Anarchy Burger Lyrics Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) Lyrics Anarchy Burger(Hold The Government) Lyrics And Now We Dance Lyrics Anti Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Vandals, The Lyrics Vandavanda Lyrics Vanden Plas Lyrics Vandenberg Lyrics Vandeross Luther Lyrics Vandross Luther Lyrics Vanek Mcs Lyrics Vanesa Amorosi Lyrics Vanessa Lyrics Vanessa Amorosi Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy