Song Lyrics Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> V>> Vandals Singer Lyrics [Vandals other resources]>> Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Vandals Music Title/Track: Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) Theme ID: 1771 Album: N/A Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved by everyone - Cops n' commies even fags - Everybody loves a gag - Clowns everywhere are freakin' out - In parades they scream n' shout - They're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues - Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes - Here's some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails - Here's a clown we really hate: Ronald McDonald - (He's only in it for the burgers) - I saw a clown in the mall today - My brother cried and he ran away - They get no respect, aren't served in bars - No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars - The other day I was drivin' around in the clown-mobile with 17 of my - friends towin' the - ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says, "Where ya - goin' Bozo?" - I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though. The man's a friggin' - genius." - Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation - Below the level of their education - It's hard as hell to make ends meet - With a painted face and gigantic feet - Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink and this clown walks in and - says, - "Bartender, give me a tree fort." The bartender looks at him and says, - "What's in - a tree fort?" "Playboy books and cigars." - Last verse same as the first Acapulco version, ten times worse Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Fucked Up Girl, Gator Hide, Get A Room, Get In Line, Girls Turn 18 Every Day, Go, Goop All Over The Phone, Grandpas Last Xmas, Hang Myself From The Tree, Happy Birthday To Me, Heart Break Hotel, Hey Homes!, How (Did This Loser Get This Job?), Hungry For You, I Believe, I Dont Believe In Santa Clause, I Have A Date, I Know, Huh?, If The Government Could Read My Mind, Ill Make You, Love Me, Im A Fly, Im The Boss Of Me, Its A Fact, Ive Got An Ape Drape, Jackass, Johnny Two Bags, Johnny Twobags, Join Us For Pong, Kick Me, Kill My Tenant, Ladykiller, Let The Bad Times Roll, Live Fast Diarrhea, Long Hair Queer, Marry Me, Master Race (In Outer Space), Mohawk Town, Moneys Not An Issue, Moving Up, My First Xmas, As A Woman, My Girlfriends Dead, My Girlfriends Dead, N I M B Y, N.I.M.B.Y., Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday, Oi To The World, OK, People That Are Going To Hell, Phone Machine, Pirates Life, Other Vandals song Lyrics 43210-1 Lyrics A Gun For Christmas Lyrics Aging Orange Lyrics Airstream Lyrics Allah Lyrics An Idea For A Movie Lyrics Anarchy Burger Lyrics Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) Lyrics Anarchy Burger(Hold The Government) Lyrics And Now We Dance Lyrics Anti Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Vandals, The Lyrics Vandavanda Lyrics Vanden Plas Lyrics Vandenberg Lyrics Vandeross Luther Lyrics Vandross Luther Lyrics Vanek Mcs Lyrics Vanesa Amorosi Lyrics Vanessa Lyrics Vanessa Amorosi Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy