Song Lyrics Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> V>> Vandals Singer Lyrics [Vandals other resources]>> Grandpas Last Xmas Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Vandals Music Title/Track: Grandpas Last Xmas Theme ID: 1789 Album: N/A Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best." - Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last. - Why Mom? You say that every time. - It seems that he's been dying ever since I was nine. - I don't mean no disrespect because he's old and mean. - But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene? - Tell me - Why Does, he hit me with his cane? - And why should I get him a gift if he doesn't know my name? - How come, he always calls me "Kate" - and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate? - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be dead, so be nice. - What can I say to someone 300 years old? - When he seems so content staring at the jello mold. - Please Mom, let me go out and play - or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain. - I know, his life's been long and hard - but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard - Grandpa, I love you just the same - But I know that you won't be happy until you drive us all insane - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be dead, so be nice. - be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he's old....and he smells, - and he's gonna die soon...be nice to Grandpa Related Lyrics Random lyrics: If The Government Could Read My Mind, Ill Make You, Love Me, Im A Fly, Im The Boss Of Me, Its A Fact, Ive Got An Ape Drape, Jackass, Johnny Two Bags, Johnny Twobags, Join Us For Pong, Kick Me, Kill My Tenant, Ladykiller, Let The Bad Times Roll, Live Fast Diarrhea, Long Hair Queer, Marry Me, Master Race (In Outer Space), Mohawk Town, Moneys Not An Issue, Moving Up, My First Xmas, As A Woman, My Girlfriends Dead, My Girlfriends Dead, N I M B Y, N.I.M.B.Y., Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday, Oi To The World, OK, People That Are Going To Hell, Phone Machine, Pirates Life, Pizza Tran, Pizza Tran She Delivers, Power Mustache, Rico, San Berdu, Slap Of Love, Small Wonder, Sorry, Mom And Dad, Soup Of The Day, Stop Smiling, Summer Lovin, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Susanville, Take It Back!, Tastes Like Chicken, Thanx For Nothing, Thats My Girl, The Day Farrah Fawcett Died, Other Vandals song Lyrics 43210-1 Lyrics A Gun For Christmas Lyrics Aging Orange Lyrics Airstream Lyrics Allah Lyrics An Idea For A Movie Lyrics Anarchy Burger Lyrics Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) Lyrics Anarchy Burger(Hold The Government) Lyrics And Now We Dance Lyrics Anti Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Vandals, The Lyrics Vandavanda Lyrics Vanden Plas Lyrics Vandenberg Lyrics Vandeross Luther Lyrics Vandross Luther Lyrics Vanek Mcs Lyrics Vanesa Amorosi Lyrics Vanessa Lyrics Vanessa Amorosi Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy