Song Lyrics Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> V>> Vandals Singer Lyrics [Vandals other resources]>> My First Xmas, As A Woman Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Vandals Music Title/Track: My First Xmas, As A Woman Theme ID: 1821 Album: N/A With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest - and follow my dreams and to face - a life of delusion and gender confusion - no longer will be the case - I never wanted army men of basketballs, - I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls - And dressing up in mother's clothing. - My whole life I've been feeling only feminine - It always seemed so useless trying to be a man - Now that's a ghost of Christmas past - Now it feels like the very first time, - cuz it's going to be the very first time, - that Christmas feels right to me. - And I know that I'm looking good - Just like a real girl should- - It's my first Christmas as a woman - A doctor reconstructed my genitals - And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe - for a guy who could love a girl like me. - I took the hormones and I got my breasts - This season's gonna be the best to me. - I won't have to tuck it behind me - Since I got my brand new vagina - It's my first Christmas as a woman. - Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off! - My penis, chop it off - It's no use to me. - Cut it off! - Chop it off! Chop it off! - My penis, cut it off so I can finally be - A Woman... - Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal - to be a post operation transsexual. - now I'm a pretty lady - Now it feels like the very first time, - cuz it's going to be the very first time, - that Christmas feels right to me. - Cuz I know that I'm looking good - Just like a real girl should- - It's my first Christmas as a woman Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Pizza Tran, Pizza Tran She Delivers, Power Mustache, Rico, San Berdu, Slap Of Love, Small Wonder, Sorry, Mom And Dad, Soup Of The Day, Stop Smiling, Summer Lovin, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Susanville, Take It Back!, Tastes Like Chicken, Thanx For Nothing, Thats My Girl, The Day Farrah Fawcett Died, The Legend Of Pat Brown, The New You, The Rodge, Too Much Drama, Urban Struggle, Viking Suit, Wanna Be Manor, What About Me?, Youre Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It), 43210-1, An Idea For A Movie, Anarchy Burger, Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government), Anti, Cafe 405, Come Out Fighting, Disproportioned Head, Euro-Barge, Fd Up Girl, FD Up Girl, Flowers Are Pretty, Fourteen, Girls Turn 18 Every Day, Happy Birthday To Me, Hey Homes, I Have A Date, I Know Huh, Im Becoming You, Ive Got An Ape Drape, If The Government Could Read My Mind, Its My Birthday, Ive Got An Ape Drape, Other Vandals song Lyrics 43210-1 Lyrics A Gun For Christmas Lyrics Aging Orange Lyrics Airstream Lyrics Allah Lyrics An Idea For A Movie Lyrics Anarchy Burger Lyrics Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) Lyrics Anarchy Burger(Hold The Government) Lyrics And Now We Dance Lyrics Anti Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Vandals, The Lyrics Vandavanda Lyrics Vanden Plas Lyrics Vandenberg Lyrics Vandeross Luther Lyrics Vandross Luther Lyrics Vanek Mcs Lyrics Vanesa Amorosi Lyrics Vanessa Lyrics Vanessa Amorosi Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy