Song Lyrics Various Artists - Conjunction Junction    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> V>> Various Artists Singer Lyrics [Various Artists other resources]>> Conjunction Junction Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Various Artists Music Title/Track: Conjunction Junction Theme ID: 2961 Album: N/A Lyrics & Music by: Bob Dorough Performed by: Jack Sheldon Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I've got three favorite cars that get most of my job done. Conjunction Junction, what's their function? I've got and, but, and or. They'll get you pretty far. And! That's an additive, like this and that. But! That's sort of the opposite, not this but that. And then there's Or. O-R, when you have a choice like this or that And, but, and or get you pretty far! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right. Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice, (Hey that's nice) Dirty but happy, digging and scratchin'. Losing your shoe and a button or two, He's poor but honest, sad but true, Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two cars to one When you say something like this choice Either now or later Or no choice: Neither now nor ever. (Hey that's clever) Eat this or that, Grow thin or fat Never mind, I wouldn't do that I'm fat enough now! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hookin' up phrases and clauses that balance, like: Out of the frying pan and into the fire. He cut loose the sandbags, but the balloon wouldn't go any higher. Let's go up to the mountains or down to the seas. You should always say Thank you, Or at least say Please! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hookin'-up words and phrases and clauses in complex sentences like: "In the mornings, when I am usually wide awake, I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake, where I often see a duck and a drake, and I wonder as I walk by what they'd say if they could speak, although I know that's an absurd thought." Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hookin'-up cars and making them function. Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I like tying up words and phrases and clauses. Conjunction Junction, watch that function! I'm going to get you there if you're very careful. Conjunction Junction, what's your function? I'm going to get you there if you're very careful Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Cruising Down The River, Crush, Dance With Me Tonight, Danger (Been So Long), Daughters Of Triton Howard Ashman Alan Menken, Dead End 1969 Script, Dead End london 1993, Dead End [1969 Script], Dead End [london 1993], Dee Snider - Inconclusion, Dee Snider-Inconclusion, Default-Blind, Dentist!, Differences, Dig In, Dim All The Lights, Dirty Vegas-Days Go By, Dixie Chicks-Landslide, Do The Circulation, Do What You Gotta Do, Do You Believe Me Now, Doesnt Really Matter, Donaulied, Dont Cry For Me Argentina, Dont Let Me Be The Last To Know, Dont Put It Down, Dont Say Goodbye, Dont Think Im Not, Donna, Dont Put It Down, Dream a Little Dream of Me, Drive, Drive Faster, Drowning, Dru Hill-I Should Be, Easy To Be Hard, Eat My Goal, Ebudae, El Juicio, El Monje Ha Muerto, El Mundo Y Cristina, Elbow Room, Electric Blues, Electricity Electricity, Elementary My Dear, Eminem-Without Me, Emotion, England Reigns, Eric Clapton-Wonderful Tonight, Escape, Other Various Artists song Lyrics (Aarons Party) Come Get It Lyrics (hed) p.e. - Serpent Boy Lyrics (hed) pe-Serpent Boy Lyrics (You Drive Me) Crazy Lyrics 1 Crush Lyrics A Boat On The Sea Lyrics A Cinema In Buenos Aires 26 July 1952 Lyrics A Few Good Men Lyrics A Little Bit Lyrics A Little Bitter Lyrics A New Day Has Come Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Varius Manx Lyrics Varnadeau Jeni Lyrics Varsity Blues Soundtrack Lyrics Varsity The Lyrics Varttina Lyrics Vasco Rossi Lyrics Vaselines Lyrics Vasher Phil Lyrics Vasquez Junior Lyrics Vassago Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy