Song Lyrics Various Artists - Dentist!    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> V>> Various Artists Singer Lyrics [Various Artists other resources]>> Dentist! Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Various Artists Music Title/Track: Dentist! Theme ID: 2984 Album: N/A When I was younger, just a bad little kid, my mama noticed funny things I did, like shootin' puppies with a B B gun. I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head. That's when my mama said (What did she say?), she said, "My boy, I think someday you'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay. You'll be a dentist. You have a talent for causin' things pain. Son, be a dentist. People will pay you to be inhumane. Your temp'rament's wrong for the priesthood and teaching would suit you still less. Son, be a dentist. You'll be a success. (Here he is, folks: the leader of the plaque! Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my god! He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good. Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!) Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come! I am your dentist (goodness gracious!), and I enjoy the career that I picked. (Love it.) I am your dentist (fitting braces), and I get off on the pain I inflict. (Really love it.) I thrill when I drill a bicuspid. It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted. And though it may cause my patients distress, somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me (Oh, mama.) 'cause I'm a dentist and a success. Say ah! (Ah!) Say ah! (Ah!) Say ah! (Ah!) Now spit Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Dont Cry For Me Argentina, Dont Let Me Be The Last To Know, Dont Put It Down, Dont Say Goodbye, Dont Think Im Not, Donna, Dont Put It Down, Dream a Little Dream of Me, Drive, Drive Faster, Drowning, Dru Hill-I Should Be, Easy To Be Hard, Eat My Goal, Ebudae, El Juicio, El Monje Ha Muerto, El Mundo Y Cristina, Elbow Room, Electric Blues, Electricity Electricity, Elementary My Dear, Eminem-Without Me, Emotion, England Reigns, Eric Clapton-Wonderful Tonight, Escape, Eternal Youth Is Worth A Little Suffering, Evenescence-Bring Me To Life, Every Shade Of Blue, Everybody Loves A Hero, Everybodys Free, Everybodys Free, Everyone Makes Mistakes, Everyones Free (To Wear Sunscreen), Everythings Archie, Eye, F Troop Theme, Facade, Faded, Falling, Family Affair, Fat Lip, Father of Mine, Fathoms Below Howard Ashman Alan Menken, Feed Me Git It, Fiesta, Figure Eight, Finale B, Finale Dont Feed The Plants, Other Various Artists song Lyrics (Aarons Party) Come Get It Lyrics (hed) p.e. - Serpent Boy Lyrics (hed) pe-Serpent Boy Lyrics (You Drive Me) Crazy Lyrics 1 Crush Lyrics A Boat On The Sea Lyrics A Cinema In Buenos Aires 26 July 1952 Lyrics A Few Good Men Lyrics A Little Bit Lyrics A Little Bitter Lyrics A New Day Has Come Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Varius Manx Lyrics Varnadeau Jeni Lyrics Varsity Blues Soundtrack Lyrics Varsity The Lyrics Varttina Lyrics Vasco Rossi Lyrics Vaselines Lyrics Vasher Phil Lyrics Vasquez Junior Lyrics Vassago Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy