Song Lyrics Various Artists - Gaston    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> V>> Various Artists Singer Lyrics [Various Artists other resources]>> Gaston Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Various Artists Music Title/Track: Gaston Theme ID: 3059 Album: N/A Gaston: Richard White Lefou: Jesse Corti CHORUS GASTON: Who does she think she is?! That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston! LEFOU: Darn right! GASTON: Dismissed! Rejected! Publically humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. LEFOU: More beer? GASTON: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. LEFOU: Who you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together! LEFOU Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, Looking so down in the dumps. Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston, even when taking your lumps. There's no man in town as admired as you, You're everyone's favorite guy. Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's. For there's no man in town half as manly, Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley, and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on. LEFOU and BEERDRINKERS No one's been like Gaston, a kingpin like Gaston, No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston. GASTON As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! LEFOU and BEERDRINKERS My, what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip hips!" Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips. No one fights like Gaston, Douses lights like Gaston, BEERDRINKER 1 In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston. THREE BLONDES For there's no one as burly and brawny. GASTON As you see I've got biceps to spare. LEFOU Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny, GASTON That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair. BEERDRINKERS No one hits like Gaston, OTHER BEERDRINKERS Matches wits like Gaston, LEFOU In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston. GASTON I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! ALL Ten points for Gaston! GASTON When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge! ALL No one shoots like Gaston, Makes those beauts like Gaston. LEFOU Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston. GASTON I use antlers in all of my decorating! GROUP of BEERDRINKERS Say it again! ANOTHER GROUP of BEERDRINKERS Who's a man among men FIRST GROUP And let's say it once more. SECOND GROUP Who's that hero next door? ALL Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on. There's just one guy in town, Who's got all of it down! LEFOU And his name's G-A-S-...T... G-A-S-T-E... G-A-S-T-O... Oh! ALL Gaston Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Girl Meets Boy Reprise, Girlfriend, Give Me Just One Night(Una Noche), Giving In, Go On, Go The Distance, Go The Distance Reprise, God Bless America, God Bless the USA, God Give Me Strength, Going Down, Going For Gold, Gone, Good Morning Starshine, Good Souls-Starsailor, Goodbye, Goodbye Love, Gotta Tell You, Greenwheel-Shelter, Grow For Me, Guerra Tibia, Hair, Hakuna Matata!, Halfcrazy, Halloween Outside The Church, Hand Me The Wine And The Dice, Hanging By A Moment, Happily Ever After, Happy New Year, Happy New Year B, Hasish london 1993, Hasish [london 1993], Hate To Say I Told You So, Heartaches By The Number, Heirate Mich, Heirate Mich English Translation, Hero, Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me For Me), High Flying Adored, High Voltage, Hold My Hand Hold My Heart, Hold On, Holding Out For A Hero, Holy and Anointed, Hoobastank-Running Away, How Can I Live Without Her, How You Remind Me, Humble Thyself, Hush Little Baby, I Am What I Am, Other Various Artists song Lyrics (Aarons Party) Come Get It Lyrics (hed) p.e. - Serpent Boy Lyrics (hed) pe-Serpent Boy Lyrics (You Drive Me) Crazy Lyrics 1 Crush Lyrics A Boat On The Sea Lyrics A Cinema In Buenos Aires 26 July 1952 Lyrics A Few Good Men Lyrics A Little Bit Lyrics A Little Bitter Lyrics A New Day Has Come Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Varius Manx Lyrics Varnadeau Jeni Lyrics Varsity Blues Soundtrack Lyrics Varsity The Lyrics Varttina Lyrics Vasco Rossi Lyrics Vaselines Lyrics Vasher Phil Lyrics Vasquez Junior Lyrics Vassago Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy