Song Lyrics Various Artists - Little Twelvetoes    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> V>> Various Artists Singer Lyrics [Various Artists other resources]>> Little Twelvetoes Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Various Artists Music Title/Track: Little Twelvetoes Theme ID: 3230 Album: N/A Lyrics & Music by: Bob Dorough Performed by: Bob Dorough Now, if man Had been born with six fingers on each hand, He'd also have twelve toes, Or so the theory goes ... Well, with twelve digits, I mean fingers, He probably would've invented two more digits When he invented his number system. Then, if he'd saved the zero for the end, He could count and multiply by 12's, Just as easily as you and I do by 10's. Now, if man Had been born with six fingers on each hand, He'd probably count: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, dek, el, do. Dek and el being two entirely new signs meaning 10 and 11-single digits. And his 12, do, would've been written: one-zero. Get it? That'd be swell, to multiply by 12. Hey, Little Twlvetoes, I hope you're well. must be some far-flung planet where you dwell. If we were together you could be my cousin. Down here we call'em "a dozen." Hey, Little Twlvetoes, please come back home ... Now, if man Had been born with six fingers on each hand, His children would have'em too, And when they played hide-and-go-seek, they'd count by sixes, fast. And when they studied piano, they'd do their six-finger exercises, And when they went to school, They'd learn the Golden Rule, And how to multiply by 12 easily: Just put down the zero. But me-I have to learn it the hard way. Let me see now ... 1 x 12 is 12, 2 x 12 is 24, 3 x 12 is 36, 4 x 12 is 48, 5 x 12 is 60, 6 x 12 is 72, 7 X 12 is 84, 8 x 12 is 96, 9 x 12 is 108, 10 x 12 is 120, 11 X 12 is 132, and 12 x 12 is 144. Wow! Hey Little Twvetoes, I hope you're thrivin', Some of us ten-toed folks are still survivin'. If you help me with my 12's, I'll help you With your 10's, And we could all be friends. Little Twelvetoes, please come back home Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Lost In The Darkness, Love Changes Everything, Love Dont Cost A Thing, Love Is Strange, Love Song Fr Inge, Love Song F?r Inge, Love Spreads, Lovefool, Lovin You Lots And Lots, Lucky Seven Sampson, Lust for Life, Making Memories, Man On A Mission, Manchester England, Mariah, Marilyn Manson - Sweet Touch, Marilyn Manson-Sweet Touch, Marmor Stein Und Eisen Bricht, Me Myself I, Mean Green Mother From Outerspace, Meet Virginia, Megadeth - A Secret Place, Megadeth-A Secret Place, Memory, Mermaid Song, Michelle Branch-All You Wanted, Milk inc, Millennium, Misterio, MMMBop, Mona Lisa, Moonfall, More Love, More Power, More Than A Woman, Mother Necessity, Move It Like This, Movin On Up Theme From The Jeffersons, Mr Downtown, My Baby, My Bonny is over the Ocean, My Conviction, My Darling, My Darling, My Favorite Mistake, My Favourite Game, My Hero Zero, My Secret Love, My World Is Over, N Sync-Girlfriend, Nas-Made You Look, Naughty Number Nine, Other Various Artists song Lyrics (Aarons Party) Come Get It Lyrics (hed) p.e. - Serpent Boy Lyrics (hed) pe-Serpent Boy Lyrics (You Drive Me) Crazy Lyrics 1 Crush Lyrics A Boat On The Sea Lyrics A Cinema In Buenos Aires 26 July 1952 Lyrics A Few Good Men Lyrics A Little Bit Lyrics A Little Bitter Lyrics A New Day Has Come Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Varius Manx Lyrics Varnadeau Jeni Lyrics Varsity Blues Soundtrack Lyrics Varsity The Lyrics Varttina Lyrics Vasco Rossi Lyrics Vaselines Lyrics Vasher Phil Lyrics Vasquez Junior Lyrics Vassago Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy