Song Lyrics Various Artists - The Ladys Paying    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> V>> Various Artists Singer Lyrics [Various Artists other resources]>> The Ladys Paying Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Various Artists Music Title/Track: The Ladys Paying Theme ID: 3466 Album: N/A Norma:Hurry up, the birthday boy is on his way. This is a surprise celbration I hope you've remembered everything I said I want to see a total transformation. Joe:what's all this? Norma:Happy birthday, darling. Did you think we'd forgotten? Joe:Well, thanks I... Norma:These people are from the best men shops in town. I had them close it down for the day. Joe: Norma, now listen... Norma:I'll leave you boys to it.. Manfred:Happy birthday, welcome to your Shopathon! Joe:What's going on? Manfred:Help yourself, it's all been taken care of. Anyone who's anyone is dressed by me Joe:Well, golly gee. Manfred:Pick out anything you'd like a pair of You just point, I'll do the rest I've brought nothing but the best You're a very lucky writer Come along now, get undressed Unless I'm much mistaken That's a 42-inch chest Joe:I don't understand a word you're saying. Manfred:well, all you need to know's the lady's paying. It's nice to get your just reward this time of Year. Joe:get outa here! Manfred:And all my merchandise is strictly kosher. When you've thrown away all your old Worn-out stuff. Joe:Hey, that's enough Manfred:perhaps you'd like to model for my Brochure. I have just the thing for you. Chalk-stripe suits 1st s/man:In black 2nd s/man:Or blue 3rd s/man:Green plaid trousers 4th s/man:Cashmere sweaters 5th s/man:Bathing shorts for Malibu 6th s/man:Here's a patent leather lace-up it's a virtuoso shoe. Manfred:And a simply marvelous coat made of Vicuna. Joe:You know what you can do with your Vicuna. Norma:Come on Joe, you haven't even started yet. Joe:You wanna bet? Norma:I thought by know you'd look the height of Fashion. He always take forever making up his mind. (To Joe)Don't be unkind I thought you writers knew about Compassion. I love flannel on a man Manfred:This will compliment his tan. Norma:we'll take two of these and four of those Manfred:I'm still your greatest fan! Very soon i'll will have stopped him Looking Like an also-ran Joe:you're going to make me sorry that I'm Staying. Norma:well, all right, I'll choose, after all, I'm Paying. Manfred:Evening clothes? Norma:I want to see your most deluxe Joe:won't wear a tux Norma:of course not, dear, tuxedos are for Waiters. Manfred:What we need are tails, a white tie and top Hat Joe:I can't wear that. Norma:Joe, second rate clothes are for second- Raters I'm sick to death of that Same old station filling shirt And that boring baggy jacket Stained with yesterday's dessert Joe:I don't have to go to premiers I'm never on display. You seem to forget that I'm a writer Who cares what you wear when you're a Writer? Norma:I care, Joe, and please don't be so mean To me. Joe:O.K. all right Norma:you'll be prince charming at my new year's Party. Joe:I've been invited somewhere else on new Year's eve. Norma:But that's our night. Joe:I always see the new year in with Artie. Norma:I can't do without you, Joe, I need you I sent out every single invitation. Joe:All right, Norma, I give in Norma:of course you do. And when they've dressed you, you'll cause A sensation. Salesmen:We equip the chosen few of movieland. Manfred:(The latest cut) Salesmen:we dress every movie star and crooner. From their shiny toecaps to your hatband Manfred:(Conceal your gut) You won't regret selecting the Vicuna. Salesmen:If you need a hand to shake If there's a girl you want to make If there's a soul you're out to capture Or a heart you want to break If you want the world to love you Manfred:You'll have to learn to take Samlesmen:You must decide what part you are Portraying. Manfred:And certain parts are worth the lady Paying. 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