Song Lyrics Wainwright Loudon - I Wish I Was A Lesbian    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Wainwright Loudon Singer Lyrics [Wainwright Loudon other resources]>> I Wish I Was A Lesbian Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Wainwright Loudon Music Title/Track: I Wish I Was A Lesbian Theme ID: 611 Album: N/A I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero. I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go, And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo! I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero! I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight. I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great. I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate. I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight! I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke. I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike! I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike. I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke! I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung. It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung. Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue! I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung! I DARE Casey Kasem to play this! I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero. I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go, And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo (I hate that machis'mo!) I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero Related Lyrics Random lyrics: California, Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk, Complainte De La Butte, DAMNED LADIES, DANNYBOY, FOOLISHLOVE, Greek Song, Halleluja, IMAGINARY LOVE, Imaginarylove, In A Graveyard, IN MY ARMS, Inmyarms, Instant Pleasure, La Complainte de la Butte, Matinee Idol, MILLBROOK, Poses, SALLYANN, The Consort, Agnus Dei, Crumb by Crumb, Gay Messiah, Hometown Waltz, Little Sister, Memphis Skyline, Peach Trees, The Art Teacher, The One You Love, This Love Affair, 14th Street, Beautiful Child, Dinner at Eight, Go or Go Ahead, Harvester of Hearts, I Dont Know What It Is, Movies of Myself, Natasha, Oh What a World, Pretty Things, Vibrate, Vicious World, April Fools, Baby, Barcelona, Beauty Mark, Damned Ladies, Danny Boy, Foolish Love, Imaginary Love, Other Wainwright Loudon song Lyrics A Hard Day On The Planet Lyrics A.M World Lyrics Come A Long Way Lyrics Dead Skunk Lyrics IM ALLRIGHT Lyrics Lullaby Lyrics Motel Blues Lyrics Synchronicity Lyrics Dead Skunk Lyrics Other Artists Wainwright Rufus Lyrics Waite John Lyrics Waiting Lyrics Waiting to Exhale Soundtrack Lyrics Waitresses Lyrics Waits Tom Lyrics Wakefield Lyrics Wakeman Rick Lyrics Waking Ashland Lyrics Waking Judea Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy