Song Lyrics Waits Tom - Cemetery Polka    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Waits Tom Singer Lyrics [Waits Tom other resources]>> Cemetery Polka Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Waits Tom Music Title/Track: Cemetery Polka Theme ID: 853 Album: N/A Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William Made a million during World War Two But they're tightwads and they're cheapskates And they'll never give a dime to you Auntie Mame has gone insane She lives in the doorway of an old hotel And the radio is playing opera All she ever says is "Go to hell" Uncle Violet flew as a pilot And there ain't no pretty girls in France Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint They say he never keeps it in his pants Uncle Bill will never leave a will And the tumor is as big as an egg He has a mistress, she's Puerto Rican And I heard she has a wooden leg Uncle Phil can't live without his pills He has emphysema and he's almost blind And we must find out where the money is Get it now before he loses his mind Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse He plays accordion for Mr. Weiss Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Downtown Train, Drunk On The Moon, Earth Died Screaming, Eggs & Sausage, Eggs Sausage, Emotional Weather Report, Flash Pan Hunter, Foreign Affair, Franks Song, Franks Theme, Franks Wild Years (For Frankie Z.), Fumblin With The Blues, Gin Soaked Boy, Goin Down Slow, Goin Out West, Good Old World (Waltz), Gospel Train, Grapefruit Moon, Gun Street Girl, Had Me A Girl, Hang Down Your Head, Hang On St Christopher, Heartattack And Vine, Hope I Dont Fall In Love With You, I Cant Wait To Get Off Work (And See My Baby On M, I Dont Wanna Grow Up, I Hope That I Dont Fall In Love With You, I Never Talk To Strangers, I Want You, I Wish I Was In New Orleans, Ill Be Gone, Ill Shoot The Moon, Ill Take New York, Im Your Late Night Evening Prostitute, Ice Cream Man, In Between Love, In The Colosseum, In The Neighborhood, Innocent When You Dream (Barroom), Invitation To The Blues, Jack & Neal, Jack Neal, Jersey Girl, Jesus Gonna Be Here, Jitterbug Boy, Jockey Full Of Bourbon, Johnsburg, Illinois, Just The Right Bullets, Kentucky Anvenue, Little Trip To Heaven, Other Waits Tom song Lyrics $29 00 Lyrics (Credits) Lyrics 16 Shells From A 30.6 Lyrics 29 00 Lyrics 9th & Hennepin Lyrics 9th Hennepin Lyrics A Little Rain Lyrics A Sight For Sore Eyes Lyrics A Sweet Little Bullet From A Pretty Blue Gun Lyrics All Stripped Down Lyrics Annies Back In Town Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Wakefield Lyrics Wakeman Rick Lyrics Waking Ashland Lyrics Waking Judea Lyrics Waldeck Lyrics Waldos People Lyrics Waldos People Lyrics Walk To Remember Lyrics Walkabouts Lyrics Walker Brothers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy