Song Lyrics Waits Tom - The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Waits Tom Singer Lyrics [Waits Tom other resources]>> The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Waits Tom Music Title/Track: The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) Theme ID: 979 Album: N/A The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break And the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking... And the menus are all freezing, and the light man's blind in one eye And he can't see out of the other And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post 'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking... And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired 'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Warm Beer And Cold Women, Way Down In The Hole, Way Down Inthe, When You Aint Got Nobody, Whislin Past The Graveyard, Whistle Down The Wind, Who Are You, Wrong Side Of The Road, Yesterday Is Here, Broken Bicycles, I Beg Your Pardon, Is There Any Way Out Of This Dream, Little Boy Blue, Old Boyfriends, Picking Up After You, TAKE ME HOME, This Ones From the Heart, $29.00, A Sweet Little Bullet From A Pretty Blue Gun, Blue Valentines, Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis, Kentucky Avenue, Red Shoes By The Drugstore, Romeo Is Bleeding, Somewhere, Whistlin Past The Graveyard, Grapefruit Moon, I Hope That I Dont Fall in Love With You, Ice Cream Man, Little Trip To Heaven (On The Wings Of Your Love), Lonely, Martha, Midnight Lullaby, Ol 55, Old Shoes (& Picture Postcards), Rosie, Depot, Depot, Diamonds On My Windshield Looking For, Drunk On The Moon, Fumblin With The Blues, New Coat Of Paint, Please Call Me, Baby, San Diego Serenade, Semi Suite, Shiver Me Timbers, Til The Money Runs Out, Downtown, Heartattack And Vine, Jersey Girl, Mr. Siegal, Other Waits Tom song Lyrics $29 00 Lyrics (Credits) Lyrics 16 Shells From A 30.6 Lyrics 29 00 Lyrics 9th & Hennepin Lyrics 9th Hennepin Lyrics A Little Rain Lyrics A Sight For Sore Eyes Lyrics A Sweet Little Bullet From A Pretty Blue Gun Lyrics All Stripped Down Lyrics Annies Back In Town Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Wakefield Lyrics Wakeman Rick Lyrics Waking Ashland Lyrics Waking Judea Lyrics Waldeck Lyrics Waldos People Lyrics Waldos People Lyrics Walk To Remember Lyrics Walkabouts Lyrics Walker Brothers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy