Song Lyrics Webber Andrew Lloyd - Mr Mistoffolees    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Webber Andrew Lloyd Singer Lyrics [Webber Andrew Lloyd other resources]>> Mr Mistoffolees Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Webber Andrew Lloyd Music Title/Track: Mr Mistoffolees Theme ID: 5152 Album: N/A You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffolees! The original conjuring cat The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mister Mistoffolees' conjuring turn And you'll all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees He is quiet, he is small, he is black From the ears to the tip of his tail He can creep through the tiniest crack He can walk on the narrowest rail He can pick any card from a pack He is equally cunning with dice He is always deceiving you into believing That he's only hunting for mice He can play any trick with a cork Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste If you look for a knife or a fork And you think it is merely misplaced You have seen it one moment and then it's gone! But you find it next week lying on the lawn And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Well! My manner is vague and aloof You would think there was nobody shyer But voice has been heard on the roof When I was curled up by the fire And I've sometimes been heard by the fire When I was about on the roof At least they all heard that somebody purred Which is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powers And I've known the family to call me in from the garden for hours While I was asleep in the hall And not long ago this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees And not long ago this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the magical Mr. Mistoffolees Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Pharaoh Story, Pharaohs Dream Explained, Pharaohs Dream Explained, Pharoahs Story, Pie Jesu, Pilate And Christ, Pilate And Jesus, Pilates Dream, Pilates Dream, Point Of No Return, Poor Poor Joseph, Poor Poor Pharaoh, Potiphar, Prima Donna, Prologue, Prologue -- You Are What You Feel, Prologue--You Are What You Feel, Rainbow High, Seeing Is Believing, Simon Zealotes Poor Jerusalem, Simon ZealotesPoor Jerusalem, Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat, Song Of The King, Stone The Crows, Strange Things Mystifing, Sunset Boulevard, Superstar, Tell Me On A Sunday, The Ad Dressing Of Cats, The Ad-Dressing Of Cats, The Arrest, The Brothers Come To Egypt, The First Man You Remember, The Invitation To The Jellicle Ball, The Jellicle Ball, The Journey To The Heaviside Layer, The Last Supper, The Mirror Angel Of Music, The Moments Of Happiness, The Music Of The Night, The Naming Of Cats, The Old Gumbie Cat, The Pekes And The Pollicles, The phantom of the opera, The Point Of No Return, The Rum Tug Tugger, The Rum Tum Tigger, The Temple, Think Of Me, Think Of Me (Phantom), Other Webber Andrew Lloyd song Lyrics All I Ask Of You Lyrics All i ask of you phanton of the opera Lyrics And The We Are Decided Lyrics Angel Of Music Lyrics Any Dream Will Do Lyrics Anything But Lonely Lyrics Benjamin Calypso Lyrics Bustopher Jones Lyrics Close Every Door Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please Lyrics Crucifixion Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Andrew Lloyd Webber Lyrics Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy