Song Lyrics Webber Andrew Lloyd - Mungojerrie And Rumpelteazer    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Webber Andrew Lloyd Singer Lyrics [Webber Andrew Lloyd other resources]>> Mungojerrie And Rumpelteazer Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Webber Andrew Lloyd Music Title/Track: Mungojerrie And Rumpelteazer Theme ID: 5153 Album: N/A The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mister Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer were a notorious couple of cats As knockabout clowns, quick - change comedians Tight - rope walkers and acrobats They had an extensive reputation, made their home in Victoria Grove That was merely their center of operation for they were incurably given to rove If the area window was found ajar and the basement looked like a field of war If a tile or two came loose on the roof which presently ceased to be waterproof If the drawers were pulled out from the bedroom chests And you couldn't find one of your winter vests Or after supper one of the girls suddenly missed her Woolworth pearls Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer!" And most of the time they left it at that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer had an unusual gift of the gab They were highly efficient cat burglars as well and remarkably smart at a smash and grab They made their home in Victoria Grove, they had no regular occupation They were plausible fellows who liked to engage a friendly policeman in conversation When the family assembled for Sunday dinner Their minds made up that they wouldn't get thinner on Argentine joint, potatoes and greens Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow The joint has gone from the oven like that!" Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer!" And most of the time they left it at that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer had a wonderful way of working together And some of the time you would say it was luck and some of the time you would say it was weather They'd go through the house like a hurricane and no sober person could take his oath Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer? Or could you have sworn that it might have been both? When you heard a dining room smash or up from the pantry there came a loud crash Or down from the library came a loud ping From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming Then the family would say: "Now which was which cat? It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer and there's nothing at all to be done about that" Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Pharaohs Dream Explained, Pharaohs Dream Explained, Pharoahs Story, Pie Jesu, Pilate And Christ, Pilate And Jesus, Pilates Dream, Pilates Dream, Point Of No Return, Poor Poor Joseph, Poor Poor Pharaoh, Potiphar, Prima Donna, Prologue, Prologue -- You Are What You Feel, Prologue--You Are What You Feel, Rainbow High, Seeing Is Believing, Simon Zealotes Poor Jerusalem, Simon ZealotesPoor Jerusalem, Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat, Song Of The King, Stone The Crows, Strange Things Mystifing, Sunset Boulevard, Superstar, Tell Me On A Sunday, The Ad Dressing Of Cats, The Ad-Dressing Of Cats, The Arrest, The Brothers Come To Egypt, The First Man You Remember, The Invitation To The Jellicle Ball, The Jellicle Ball, The Journey To The Heaviside Layer, The Last Supper, The Mirror Angel Of Music, The Moments Of Happiness, The Music Of The Night, The Naming Of Cats, The Old Gumbie Cat, The Pekes And The Pollicles, The phantom of the opera, The Point Of No Return, The Rum Tug Tugger, The Rum Tum Tigger, The Temple, Think Of Me, Think Of Me (Phantom), This Jesus Must Die, Other Webber Andrew Lloyd song Lyrics All I Ask Of You Lyrics All i ask of you phanton of the opera Lyrics And The We Are Decided Lyrics Angel Of Music Lyrics Any Dream Will Do Lyrics Anything But Lonely Lyrics Benjamin Calypso Lyrics Bustopher Jones Lyrics Close Every Door Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please Lyrics Crucifixion Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Andrew Lloyd Webber Lyrics Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy