Song Lyrics Webber Andrew Lloyd - The Ad-Dressing Of Cats    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Webber Andrew Lloyd Singer Lyrics [Webber Andrew Lloyd other resources]>> The Ad-Dressing Of Cats Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Webber Andrew Lloyd Music Title/Track: The Ad-Dressing Of Cats Theme ID: 5192 Album: N/A You've heard of several kinds of cat And my opinion now is that You should need no interpreter to understand our character You've learned enough to take the view That cats are very much like you You've seen us both at work and games And learnt about our proper names Our habits and habitat But how would you ad-dress a cat So first, your memory I'll jog And say: A cat is not a dog So first, your memory I'll jog And say: A cat is not a dog With cats, some say, one rule is true Don't speak 'til you are spoken to Myself I do not hold with that I say, you should ad-dress a cat But always bear in mind that he resents familiarity You bow, and taking off your hat, ad-dress him in this form "O Cat!" Before a cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend Some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream And you might now and then supply Some caviar or Straussburg pie Some potted grouse or salmon paste He's sure to have his personal taste And so in time you reach your aim And call him by his name A cat's entitled to expect These evidences of respect So this is this and that is that And there's how you ad-dress a cat A cat's entitled to expect these evidences of respect So this is this and that is that And there's how you ad-dress a cat Palash Desai palashd@macs.ee.mcgill.ca Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Naming Of Cats, The Old Gumbie Cat, The Pekes And The Pollicles, The phantom of the opera, The Point Of No Return, The Rum Tug Tugger, The Rum Tum Tigger, The Temple, Think Of Me, Think Of Me (Phantom), This Jesus Must Die, Those Canaan Days, Trial Before Pilate, Trial Before Pilate Including The 39 Lashes, Unexpected Song, Whats The Buzz, Whats The Buzz Strange Things Mystifying, Whistle Down The Wind, Whos The Thief?, Whos The Thief, Wishing you were phantom, Wishing You Were Some, Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again, You Must Love Me, Its Time To Say I Love You, Love Is A Many Splendoured Thing, Somewhere My Love, The Green Leaves Of Summer, Whos Making Love, The Shadow Of Your Smile, Americas Veins, In Context Of The Moon, Oh War, Battle Scar, Blowing the Blues Away, Blue River Liquor Shine, Check, Diamonds, Diamonds, Gravity, Let Go The Line, Million Vacations, Paradise Skies, A Million Vacations, Here Among the Cats, High Class In Borrowed Shoes, Night Flights, Oh War, The Party, April In Toledo, Chalkers, Other Webber Andrew Lloyd song Lyrics All I Ask Of You Lyrics All i ask of you phanton of the opera Lyrics And The We Are Decided Lyrics Angel Of Music Lyrics Any Dream Will Do Lyrics Anything But Lonely Lyrics Benjamin Calypso Lyrics Bustopher Jones Lyrics Close Every Door Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please Lyrics Crucifixion Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Andrew Lloyd Webber Lyrics Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy