Song Lyrics Webber Andrew Lloyd - The Naming Of Cats    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Webber Andrew Lloyd Singer Lyrics [Webber Andrew Lloyd other resources]>> The Naming Of Cats Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Webber Andrew Lloyd Music Title/Track: The Naming Of Cats Theme ID: 5203 Album: N/A The naming of cats is a difficult matter It isn't just one of your holiday games You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter When I tell you a cat must have three different names First of all, there's the name that the family use daily Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey All of them are sensible, everyday names But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular A name that's peculiar and more dignified Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular? Or spread out his whiskers or cherish his pride? Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo or Coricopat Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum Names that never belong to more than one cat But above and beyond there's still one name left over And that is the name that you will never guess The name that no human research can discover But the cat himself knows and will never confess When you notice a cat in profound meditation The reason, I tell you, is always the same His mind is engaged in rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name His ineffable, effable, effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name Name, name, name, name, name, name Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Those Canaan Days, Trial Before Pilate, Trial Before Pilate Including The 39 Lashes, Unexpected Song, Whats The Buzz, Whats The Buzz Strange Things Mystifying, Whistle Down The Wind, Whos The Thief?, Whos The Thief, Wishing you were phantom, Wishing You Were Some, Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again, You Must Love Me, Its Time To Say I Love You, Love Is A Many Splendoured Thing, Somewhere My Love, The Green Leaves Of Summer, Whos Making Love, The Shadow Of Your Smile, Americas Veins, In Context Of The Moon, Oh War, Battle Scar, Blowing the Blues Away, Blue River Liquor Shine, Check, Diamonds, Diamonds, Gravity, Let Go The Line, Million Vacations, Paradise Skies, A Million Vacations, Here Among the Cats, High Class In Borrowed Shoes, Night Flights, Oh War, The Party, April In Toledo, Chalkers, Cry Out Your Life, Drive And Desire, In The World Of Giants, Juveniles Dont Stop, Astonish Me, Beyond The Moon, Distressed, Let Your Man Fly, Lip Service, Water Me Down, Americas Veins, Other Webber Andrew Lloyd song Lyrics All I Ask Of You Lyrics All i ask of you phanton of the opera Lyrics And The We Are Decided Lyrics Angel Of Music Lyrics Any Dream Will Do Lyrics Anything But Lonely Lyrics Benjamin Calypso Lyrics Bustopher Jones Lyrics Close Every Door Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please Lyrics Crucifixion Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Andrew Lloyd Webber Lyrics Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy