Song Lyrics Weird Al - Amish paradise    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Weird Al other resources]>> Amish paradise Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Music Title/Track: Amish paradise Theme ID: 5899 Album: N/A As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at a discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black... fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish Paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish Paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish Paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish Paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish Paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish Paradise Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Jurassic Park, Like A Surgeon, My babys in love with eddie vedder, Phoney Calls, Phony calls, Polka power, Pretty fly for a rabbi, Pretty Fly For A Rabi, Since youve been gone, Smells like nirvana, Syndicated inc, The alternative polka, The Brady Bunch, The night santa went crazy, The saga begins, The weird al show theme, The White Stuff, Trigger Happy, Truck drivin song, Your horoscope for today, 12 Pains Of Christmas, 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor, 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3, 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch, 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser, 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road, 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado, 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch, 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna, 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden, Aardvark, Ahmish Paradise, Alligator, Alternative Polka, Amoeba, Angry White Boy Polka (Includes Angry White Boy Na, Angry With Boy Polka, Asshole Sun, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N, Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars, Avocado, Baby Got Jack, Baby Likes Burping, Barneys On Fire, Barneys On Fire, Belvedere Cruising, Bichney Spears, Big And Loud, Other Weird Al song Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alternative Polka Lyrics Cavity search Lyrics E-Bay Lyrics Eat It! Lyrics Everything you know is wrong Lyrics Germs Lyrics Gump Lyrics I Cant Watch This Lyrics Im so sick of you Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy