Song Lyrics Weird Al - E-Bay    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Weird Al other resources]>> E-Bay Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Music Title/Track: E-Bay Theme ID: 5901 Album: N/A (musical intro) A used Pink bathrobe, A rare mint snowglobe, A Smuf TV tray I bought On E-Bay... My house Is filled with This crap Shows up in Bubble wrap, Most every day. What I bought On E-bay... Tell me why I need another pet rock! Tell my why I got that Alph alarm clock! Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old tupee! They had it On E-bay... I'll buy Your knick-nack. Just check My feedback. A-plus-pluss They all say. They love me On E-Bay... Gonna buy: A slightly damaged golf pack, Some Beanie Babies New with tax, From some guy I've never met in Norway Found him On E-Bay. I am the type Who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left To go Woah Got Paypal or Visa Whatever'll please ya As long as I got The dough! I'll buy Your chatchkeys. Sell me Your watch, please. I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy... I'm highest bidder! Junk keeps arriving In the mail From that world-wide garage sail Hey! A Dukes of Hazard ash tray! I bought it on E-bay... Wanna buy? A Packman Feaver lunch box? A case of vintage tube socks? A kleenex used by Dr. Dre? They had it On E-Bay... Wanna buy? That Farrah Fawcett poster? Pez dispencers and a toaster? Don't know why The kind of stuff you'd throw away, I'll buy On E-Bay... What I bought On E-Bay... (music fades out) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: My babys in love with eddie vedder, Phoney Calls, Phony calls, Polka power, Pretty fly for a rabbi, Pretty Fly For A Rabi, Since youve been gone, Smells like nirvana, Syndicated inc, The alternative polka, The Brady Bunch, The night santa went crazy, The saga begins, The weird al show theme, The White Stuff, Trigger Happy, Truck drivin song, Your horoscope for today, 12 Pains Of Christmas, 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor, 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3, 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch, 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser, 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road, 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado, 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch, 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna, 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden, Aardvark, Ahmish Paradise, Alligator, Alternative Polka, Amoeba, Angry White Boy Polka (Includes Angry White Boy Na, Angry With Boy Polka, Asshole Sun, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N, Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars, Avocado, Baby Got Jack, Baby Likes Burping, Barneys On Fire, Barneys On Fire, Belvedere Cruising, Bichney Spears, Big And Loud, Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, Bimbo Number 5, Other Weird Al song Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alternative Polka Lyrics Amish paradise Lyrics Cavity search Lyrics Eat It! Lyrics Everything you know is wrong Lyrics Germs Lyrics Gump Lyrics I Cant Watch This Lyrics Im so sick of you Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy