Song Lyrics Weird Al - Everything you know is wrong    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Weird Al other resources]>> Everything you know is wrong Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Music Title/Track: Everything you know is wrong Theme ID: 5903 Album: N/A I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty paper cut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity And every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Phony calls, Polka power, Pretty fly for a rabbi, Pretty Fly For A Rabi, Since youve been gone, Smells like nirvana, Syndicated inc, The alternative polka, The Brady Bunch, The night santa went crazy, The saga begins, The weird al show theme, The White Stuff, Trigger Happy, Truck drivin song, Your horoscope for today, 12 Pains Of Christmas, 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor, 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3, 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch, 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser, 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road, 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado, 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch, 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna, 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden, Aardvark, Ahmish Paradise, Alligator, Alternative Polka, Amoeba, Angry White Boy Polka (Includes Angry White Boy Na, Angry With Boy Polka, Asshole Sun, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N, Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars, Avocado, Baby Got Jack, Baby Likes Burping, Barneys On Fire, Barneys On Fire, Belvedere Cruising, Bichney Spears, Big And Loud, Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, Bimbo Number 5, Bologna, Bomb Iraq, Other Weird Al song Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alternative Polka Lyrics Amish paradise Lyrics Cavity search Lyrics E-Bay Lyrics Eat It! Lyrics Germs Lyrics Gump Lyrics I Cant Watch This Lyrics Im so sick of you Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy