Song Lyrics Weird Al - I Cant Watch This    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Weird Al other resources]>> I Cant Watch This Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Music Title/Track: I Cant Watch This Theme ID: 5906 Album: N/A I Can't Watch This Weird Al (James/Miller/Hammer/Al Yankovic) I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say oh my Lord What is this garbage here? Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears It sucks, and that's no lie It's about as much fun as watching paint dry Lowers my IQ one notch And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch I told you homeboy...I can't watch this Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know I can't watch this Poke out my eyes, man...I can't watch this Yo, gimme that remote control...I can't watch this Talkin' bout sick shows There's America's Funniest Home Videos I can't believe my eyes When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize Somebody's poor old mom Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn Face first on a rake I hear they got it on the seventeenth take That's funny as a kick in the crotch And that kinda show, uh, I can't watch Yo, I told you...I can't watch this Change the channel now, man...I can't watch this Yo, pass the TV Guide over here, sucker...I can't watch this Cosby show and Roseanne Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can Judge Wopner, oh my You gotta be Rainman to like this guy Thirtysomething's all right If you like hearing yuppies whining all night Can't stand Twin Peaks Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks Those Siskel and Ebert bums Oughtta go home and just sit on their thumbs That's word because you now...I can't watch this I can't watch this Break it down! Here's how to order-money back guarantee- Removes tough stains fast-it tastes more like fresh peanuts- They keep going and going-don't hate me because I'm beautiful- Could be dandruff-our prices are insaaaane!!! Stop! Prime time! I'm pretty sure I'll be sick If I have to watch another stupid pet trick Or that guy with the real flat hair That goes "woof woof woof" and waves His fist in the air Or those weird talk shows About transsexual Nazi Eskimos They're rude, and crude and vile Just for a minute let's flip down the dial Flip, flip, flip...yecch, I can't watch this Look, man, I can't watch this I can't take this torture no more, I can't I can't watch this Pay the bills, station break Break it down! Operators are standing by-cubic zirconium necklace- You're soaking in it-and our fabulous swimsuit issue- When you've got a headache this big-read the book- this is your brain on drugs-I've fallen and I can't get up!!! Stop! Cable time! HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV I might like them more after my lobotomy Now why did I ever pay for this junk? I hooked up eighty channels, and each one stunk Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & A It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna Throw my set away I can't watch this, I can't watch this I can't watch this, yeah...I can't watch this I told you...can't watch this Too hip, can't watch this Get me outta here...can't watch From LBV10000 (lisa_vincent2002@yahoo.com) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Pretty Fly For A Rabi, Since youve been gone, Smells like nirvana, Syndicated inc, The alternative polka, The Brady Bunch, The night santa went crazy, The saga begins, The weird al show theme, The White Stuff, Trigger Happy, Truck drivin song, Your horoscope for today, 12 Pains Of Christmas, 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor, 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3, 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch, 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser, 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road, 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado, 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch, 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna, 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden, Aardvark, Ahmish Paradise, Alligator, Alternative Polka, Amoeba, Angry White Boy Polka (Includes Angry White Boy Na, Angry With Boy Polka, Asshole Sun, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N, Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars, Avocado, Baby Got Jack, Baby Likes Burping, Barneys On Fire, Barneys On Fire, Belvedere Cruising, Bichney Spears, Big And Loud, Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, Bimbo Number 5, Bologna, Bomb Iraq, Bomb That Iraqi Boy, Born To Be Mild, Brady bunch, Other Weird Al song Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alternative Polka Lyrics Amish paradise Lyrics Cavity search Lyrics E-Bay Lyrics Eat It! 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